• Carl Barron: I reckon the Australian language is a nationally smart-ass language. You ask someone how they are in Australia, they don't tell you how they are, they tell you how they're not, and you gotta guess the rest.
  • G'day mate how are ya goin'? Not bad.
  • What have you been up to? Not much
  • How much was that? Oh wasn't cheap
  • Where is this place? Oh it's not far
  • When are we going? Not long now