Cards Against Humanity

The signs as Cards Against Humanity cards (Black card/white card)

Aries: I got 99 problems but ________ ain’t one. / My collection of high-tech sex toys.

Taurus: Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _____. / Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.

Gemini: I’m sorry, Professor, but I couldn’t complete my homework because of _____. / Poor life choices.

Cancer: What’s a girl’s best friend? / AXE body spray.

Leo: Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children _____. / Bees?

Virgo: White people like ______. / The violation of our most basic human rights.

Libra: Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _____. / Alcoholism.

Scorpio: BILLY MAYS HERE FOR ______ / Natural male enhancement.

Sagittarius: Coming to Broadway this season, _____: the Musical. / Hurricane Katrina.

Capricorn: When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a plague of _____. / Passive-aggressive Post-It notes.

Aquarius: What would Grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? / Lumberjack fantasies.

Pisces: What’s the new fad diet? / The Blood of Christ.

The Cards Against Humanity website describes the rules of the game:

To start the game, each player draws ten white “answer” cards. The player “who pooped last” begins as the Card Czar, and plays a black “question” card. The Card Czar reads the question out to the group. Each player answers the question by passing one white “answer” card, face down, to the Card Czar. The Card Czar shuffles all of the answers, reads them out loud in a humorous fashion, and picks their favorite. Whoever played that answer gets to keep the Black Card as one Awesome Point. After each round, a new player becomes the Card Czar, and every player draws back up to ten cards.

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