The signs as Cards Against Humanity cards (Black card/white card)
Aries: I got 99 problems but ________ ain’t one. / My collection of high-tech sex toys.
Taurus: Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _____. / Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.
Gemini: I’m sorry, Professor, but I couldn’t complete my homework because of _____. / Poor life choices.
Cancer: What’s a girl’s best friend? / AXE body spray.
Leo: Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children _____. / Bees?
Virgo: White people like ______. / The violation of our most basic human rights.
Libra: Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _____. / Alcoholism.
Scorpio: BILLY MAYS HERE FOR ______ / Natural male enhancement.
Sagittarius: Coming to Broadway this season, _____: the Musical. / Hurricane Katrina.
Capricorn: When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a plague of _____. / Passive-aggressive Post-It notes.
Aquarius: What would Grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? / Lumberjack fantasies.
Pisces: What’s the new fad diet? / The Blood of Christ.