The Signs as Twenty One Pilots Lyrics

Aries: “I know you’re not a liar and I know you could set fire, this day. Go ahead and make me look away. Strike me down.” - Implicit Demand for Proof. 

Taurus: “Silent in the trees. Why won’t you speak where I happen to be? Silent in the trees, standing cowardly.” - Trees. 

Gemini: “But there’s hope out the window, so that’s where we’ll go, let’s go outside and all join hands, but until then you’ll never understand.” - Guns for Hands. 

Cancer: “Stay alive, stay alive, for me. You will die, but now your life, is free. Take pride in what is sure to die.” - Truce. 

Leo: “What if my dream does not happen? Would I just change what I’ve told my friends? Don’t wanna know who I would be, when I wake up from a dreamer’s sleep.” - We Don’t Believe What’s on TV. 

Virgo: “I disguise, and I will lie, and I will take my precious time as the days melt away, as I stand in line.” - Fall Away.   

Libra: “Let’s say we up and left this town, and turned our future upside down. We’ll make pretend that you and me, lived ever after happily.” - House of Gold. 

Scorpio: “I’ve been traveling in the desert of my mind and I haven’t found a drop of life.” - Addict With a Pen. 

Sagittarius: “I wish that I had two faces to prove which theory works, yelling on the street corner or cleverly masking your words.” - Clear. 

Capricorn: “Your twisted mind is like snow on the road. Your shaking shoulders prove that it’s colder inside your head, than the winter of dead.” - Oh Ms Believer. 

Aquarius: “I am cold, can you hear? I will fly with no hope, no fear. And the ground taunts my wings, plummet as I sing, plummet as I sing.” - Isle of Flightless Birds.

Pisces: “I must’ve forgot, you can’t trust me, I’m open a moment and close when you show it, before you know it, I’m lost at sea.” - Holding On To You.

Warsan Shire Quotes for the Signs
  • Aries:"You tried to change, didn’t you?
  • Closed your mouth more,
  • tried to be softer, prettier,
  • less volatile, less awake."
  • Taurus:"You can’t make homes out of human beings
  • someone should have already told you that."
  • Gemini:"You are terrifying
  • and strange and beautiful
  • something not everyone knows how to love."
  • Cancer:"To love and lose and still be kind."
  • Leo:"Come with all your shame, come with your swollen heart, I’ve never seen anything more beautiful than you."
  • Virgo:"I need someone who knows how to stay."
  • Libra:"Two people who were once very close can without blame or grand betrayal become strangers. Perhaps this is the saddest thing in the world."
  • Scorpio:"You think I’ll be the dark sky so you can be the star? I’ll swallow you whole."
  • Sagittarius:"You are a horse running alone
  • and he tries to tame you."
  • Capricorn:"I am a lover without a lover. I am lovely and lonely and I belong deeply to myself."
  • Aquarius:"I’m sorry you were not truly loved and that it made you cruel."
  • Pisces:"But sometimes your light attracts moths and your warmth attracts parasites. Protect your space and energy."
THE SIGNS AS TURN ONS

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Aries: Bare neck for biting

Taurus: Dirty staring

Gemini: Smirks

Cancer: Jealousy

Leo: Possessiveness

Virgo: Teasing

Libra: Aggressiveness

Scorpio: Bruises

Sagittarius: Staring

Capricorn: Being pushed against a wall

Aquarius: Blood

Pisces: Lip biting

The Signs as stupid things I SAID in real life
  • Aries:"Someday I'm going to sell my soul to the devil only so I could help people with my devil powers."
  • Taurus:*Fighting someone in the playstation* he: "haha I fUCKED YOU" me: "yeah you'd wish you could fuck me" *beats him*
  • Gemini:[to my teacher] "why do we have to read this article I mean it's so stupid" teacher: "ok... what so stupid about it?" me: "..............I don't know its just stupid."
  • Cancer:"I hate it when the horoscope says that I'm not emotional. Sometimes I start crying because of it!!!"
  • Leo:"Girls I say when we'll get to the hotel we all should run in the boys' hallway wearing towels only! now wHO'S WITH ME?!"
  • Virgo:"I can clean school if you want. for money of course." Teacher: "thats ok there's a professional cleaner here :)" me:*look around* "...doesn't seem like it..."
  • Libra:"k its 6pm, time to wear my babydoll."
  • Scorpio:"One time I saw someone looking into my window while I got undressed. I continued on undressing"
  • Sagittarius:"BEING TOO CAREFUL IS STUPID I MEAN I CAN SIT IN MY OWN HOUSE AND SUDDENLY A TRUCK WILL BREAK INTO MY HOUSE AND RUN OVER ME"
  • Capricorn:[to a male co-worker] "I say you hit on the female customers and I hit on the male customers and this way we'll sell more."
  • Aquarius:"there's no way I'm going to throw away old books dad" "but WHY DO YOU NEED SO MANY OLD BOOKS" "I'M AN INTELLIGENT PERSON"
  • Pisces:"Why does sea fruits called "fruits" anyway? I mean have you ever seen an apple with feelers?"
The Signs and Hate
  • How your sign reacts to being hated.
  • Aries:As long as you aren't close to Aries, they honestly couldn't care less. They're more apt to tell you to join the club than tell you off. Though, if you do anything TO them... it's another story...
  • Taurus:They have an intense need to be liked and wear their hearts on their sleeves, so even just feeling hated can get to them on a personal level. They tend to grow out of this, however, and simple begin telling you to fuck yourself.
  • Gemini:When someone hates Gemini, they tend to hate them right back. Prepare for petty commentary, my friend. However, they'll be sure to do this in a confrontational setting. They are not one to hide behind anything.
  • Cancer:Much like Taurus, they tend to take this to heart and feel as though they've done something wrong. This usually begins a personal downward spiral, and even an apology. However, if said apology isn't well received, Cancer will simply believe you are unworthy of their love and move on. They may even so some crude things to get revenge.
  • Leo:As they are often very liked in general, those who tell them they dislike them simply don't matter. However, once their friends catch wind of this... those who hate Leo will be in some rather unsavory situations.
  • Virgo:As a Virgo, they are more apt to tell you to join the club if anything at all. They simply couldn't care less about your petty shit. However, if you begin to act on your hatred they are willing to find out some nasty things about you and let them free. They may even lie just to get you to realize the mistake you've made.
  • Libra:Not often hated, Libra's will take some slightly personal offense to this. Then, much like Leo, it will not be them but their friends that'll destroy the "hater". (However, Libra did some shit talking of their own, and won't deny she/he added fuel to the flame).
  • Scorpio:They'll laugh and tell you that you aren't the only one. However, if they are unused to being hated, (so, you're of the opposite gender), they'll often take offense to it and put you in some rather unsavory and petty positions.
  • Sagittarius:They literally just disappear. They were there once, not anymore. Gone. Poof. Not even gonna deal with your shit.
  • Capricorn:They'll often find that you're unable to continue in your endeavors. They may make it where you're unable to proceed at your job, or even climbing the social ladder. We don't know how they do it, they just do.
  • Aquarius:They seriously don't have the energy to hate you. They'll probably just apologize for whatever they did and then tell you to go away, or just ask to be on civil terms. However, if you do anything to them they WILL fight fire with fire, or even just carefully add fuel to the flame, where it burns you not them.
  • Pisces:They'll apologize for what they did and try to be on civil terms. They dislike being hated, and may even cry a bit over it. However, if action is taken against them, you'll look like a shitty ass person and everyone will hate you.
The signs as Alois Trancy gifs

Aries:

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Taurus:

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Gemini:

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Cancer:

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Leo:

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Virgo:

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Libra:

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Scorpio:

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Sagittarius:

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Capricorn:

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Aquarius:

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Pisces:

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the signs as drama
  • Aries:Demi unfollowing Selena on Instagram
  • Taurus:Tom Hiddleston being irrelevant in this
  • Gemini:🐍🐍🐍 commenters on Taylor's Instagram
  • Cancer:Taylor being.. Taylor
  • Leo:Khloe posting a pic of Chloe's apparent butthole
  • Virgo:Selena defending Taylor with weird tweets
  • Libra:Beyoncé's silence about all this while being fab
  • Scorpio:Kim exposing Taylor with the video footage
  • Sagittarius:Katy tweeting "Haha" then deleting it
  • Capricorn:Kim being petty AF with her National Snake Day tweet
  • Aquarius:Justin posting his weird video on Instagram
  • Pisces:The world feeding on all this drama
The signs telling you to fuck off

Aries: GO THE FUCK AWAY
Taurus: Ssssh-ut up
Gemini: Go throw yourself away
Cancer: *sighs*
Leo: I’m better than you bye
Virgo: Go away
Libra: Lol bye
Scorpio: Leave or I’ll stab you
Sagittarius: gtfo
Capricorn: I’m going to kill you
Aquarius: I hate you
Pisces: Leave me alone please

The signs while backpacking

Aries: Trying to convince whoever made them go to turn around

Taurus: Enjoying the view

Gemini: Slapping mosquitoes

Cancer: That one fuck that keeps singing “the ants go marching” on 24/7

Leo: Complaining

Virgo: Over-packed and has to rest every minute to not die

Libra: Eating every berry that doesn’t look poisonous

Scorpio: Crying

Sagittarius: Makes the group stop every ten minutes to take a photo

Capricorn: Thinking what to do during a bear attack

Aquarius: Like a pro- covering 25 miles a day.

Pisces: Keeps wondering if while they’re gone that humanity will end

THE SIGNS AS HIGH SCHOOL STEREOTYPES
  • Aries:Horny Virgin
  • Taurus:Sweet, Superficial Kid
  • Gemini:Try-Hard Teacher
  • Cancer:Goth Kid
  • Leo:Smart, Popular Kid
  • Virgo:Nerd
  • Libra:New Kid
  • Scorpio:Slutty Kid
  • Sagittarius:Mean Girl
  • Capricorn:Jock
  • Aquarius:Mean Girl's Minion
  • Pisces:Gay Kid
Domicile, Exalted, Detrimental, and Fall Placements

A domicile placement is the strongest planetary placement. It feels at home and is able to fully play out it’s role.

An exalted placement is the second strongest planetary placement. It feels like a guest in a home. It doesn’t fully play out it’s role, but the effect is positive. 

A detrimental placement is a stressful planetary placement. It feels stressed and there is much tension built up. It has a negative or non-existent effect.

A fall placement is the weakest planetary placement. It feels weak, and the planet looses it’s influence.

A peregrine placement is a neutral planetary placement. In this case, these placement’s aspects are more influential.

*some people interpret these placements differently, I will include the ones that are less common in parentheses.*


⊙ sun: feels at home in Leo where their ego is energized, feels like a guest in Aries where their confidence and bravery is energized, feels stressed in Aquarius where they energize other’s egos and never their own, feels weak in Libra where their sense of individuality comes from others

peregrine: taurus, gemini, cancer, virgo, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn, pisces

☽ moon: feels at home in Cancer where their emotions are recognized, feels like a guest in Taurus where their loyalty to other’s is recognized, feels stressed in Capricorn where they don’t recognize their own emotions, feels weak in Scorpio where their emotions are hidden

peregrine: aries, gemini, leo, virgo, libra, sagittarius, aquarius, pisces

☿ mercury: feels at home in Gemini and Virgo where their communication and cognition is energized, feels like a guest in Virgo where they get too caught up in being perfect to share their ideas, feels stressed in Sagittarius and Pisces where they’re escapist, feels weak in Pisces where they spend most of their time in a fantasy

peregrine: aries, taurus, cancer, leo, libra, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius

♀ venus: feels at home in Taurus and Libra where they can easily charm and love, feels like a guest in Pisces where they are romantic, but codependent, feels stressed in Scorpio and Aries where they feel too passionate towards things, feels weak in Virgo where they lack romantic feelings

peregrine: gemini, cancer, leo, sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius

♂ mars: feels at home in Aries (or Scorpio)  where their supply of vitality is unlimited, feels like a guest in Capricorn where they are mature and determined, feels stressed in Libra (or Taurus) where they are too polite, feels weak in Cancer where they show almost no agression

peregrine: gemini, leo, virgo, sagittarius, aquarius, pisces, (taurus, scorpio)

♃ jupiter: feels at home in Sagittarius (or Pisces) where their escapism is energized, feels like a guest in Cancer where their psychic abilities are keen, feels stressed in Gemini (or Virgo) where they are unimaginative, feels weak in Capricorn where they are too realistic

peregrine: aries, taurus, leo, libra, scorpio, aquarius, (virgo, pisces)

♄ saturn: feels at home in Capricorn (or Aquarius) where their seriousness is energized, feels like a guest in Libra where they are able to create justice, feels stressed in Cancer (or Leo) where they care about people more than work, feels weak in Aries where they’re too reckless

peregrine: taurus, gemini, virgo, scorpio, sagittarius, pisces, (leo, aquarius)

♅ uranus: feels at home in Aquarius where their rebellious nature is energized, feels like a guest in Scorpio where their eccentricity is encouraged, feels stressed in Leo where they focus on themselves more than others, feels weak in Taurus where they’re too stubborn to change their views

peregrine: aries, gemini, cancer, virgo, libra, sagittarius, capricorn, pisces

♆ neptune: feels at home in Pisces where their illusiveness is energized, feels like a guest in Leo (or Cancer) where they’re able to help others, feels stressed in Virgo (or Capricorn) where they dislike being mentally away from their physical environment, feels weak in Aquarius where their creativity can’t be applied in the real world

peregrine: aries, taurus, gemini, cancer, libra, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn

♇ pluto: feels at home in Scorpio where they can feel transformable, feels like a guest in Aries (or Pisces) where they can feel powerful and confident, feels stressed in Taurus where they don’t transform well, feels weak in Libra (or Virgo) where they don’t conform to society’s wishes

peregrine: gemini, cancer, leo, virgo, sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius, pisces