the signs have a secret
  • aries:feels better after telling someone and getting it off their chest
  • taurus:tries to neglect and forget about it
  • gemini:accidentally lets it out at a bad time
  • cancer:writes it down in a diary or journal
  • leo:their hair is full of secrets
  • virgo:often trusts the wrong people with their secrets
  • libra:pretends they don't have any secrets
  • scorpio:hides it in the deepest depths of their soul
  • sagittarius:probably tells their secrets to a pet
  • capricorn:stores them in the back of their head where it haunts them
  • aquarius:usually tries not to have any secrets and it's hard to tell if they're hiding one or not
  • pisces:shares their secrets with anyone that cares enough
THE SIGNS WHEN THEY’RE SICK

Aries: It’s almost like they’re not even sick they’re their usual angry and energetic self except now they’re even more angry

Taurus: Won’t sTOP COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW SOMEONE GOT THEM SICK

Gemini: Constantly in a state of delirium from cough syrup

Cancer: Wraps themselves in tons of blankets and always eating chicken noodle soup

Leo: Falls asleep everywhere and cries a lot

Virgo: They don’t get sick their immune system is A+

Libra: Won’t shut up about how they’re sick and gets too close to people

Scorpio: They don’t get sick because viruses are afraid of them

Sagittarius: You won’t even know they’re sick until they puke or they get you sick

Capricorn: Grumpy but refuses to admit they’re sick

Aquarius: Stumbles around like a zombie

Pisces: Probably faking sick but they’re pretty damn convincing

the signs at a concert
  • aries:threatens anyone who gets in the way of their view of the stage
  • taurus:that one person in a flower crown
  • gemini:pushing bitches outta the way to get to the front
  • cancer:crying bc they’re so overcome by the fact that they’re actaully seeing this band and likE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE
  • leo:completely lost in the music; hands in the air, eyes closed, singing along to every song
  • virgo:moving their body in time to the pounding bass
  • libra:spent all day getting ready for this, but forgot to break in their new shoes so is in intense pain the whole time, but still manages to look bomb as fuck
  • scorpio:waiting backstage bc they’re a groupie
  • sagittarius:gets called up onstage to sing with the band
  • capricorn:starts out really uncomfortable and claustrophobic but is high on life (or more likely the weed the person next to them gave to them) by the end of the show
  • aquarius:the one person that everyone’s jealous of bc they already KNOW the lead singer has been making eye contact with them all throughout the show
  • pisces:ethereal angel that makes out with a stranger during their favorite song; probably the one that gave cap the drugs
HOW THE SIGNS EXPRESS THEIR TEENAGE ANGST

Aries: Getting a tattoo/piercing
Taurus: Smoking
Gemini: Speeding and drag racing
Cancer: Drinking excessively
Leo: Sleeping around
Virgo: Sneaking out at night
Libra: Dating much older guys
Scorpio: Joining a cult
Sagittarius: Running away from home
Capricorn: Starting a really loud garage band
Aquarius: Trying hard drugs
Pisces: Skipping school

The signs when someone is crying

Aries: *Stares* “are you ok?”

Taurus: Umm, shall I fetch you a tissue?

Gemini: “It’s alright, don’t cry” *Leaves*

Cancer: “Come come my child, let me be your mother hen, I will slaughter the person who made you feel this way”

Leo: *Wipes their tears* “Your crying face is horrible, you will get wrinkles, I love you though”

Virgo: *Bye*

Libra: “nonononononononononnono lemme give you a hug”

Scorpio: *Offers them food* 

Sagittarius: “Ahhh fuck, do you want a hug or something?”

Capricorn: *Holds them*

Aquarius: “Crying is a waste of time, don’t cry” 

Pisces: “If you cry….I cry” *Holding each other whilst crying a river* 

the signs as tyler joseph things

aries: those round willy wonka sunglasses

taurus: floral kimonos

gemini: ukuleles

cancer: “josh you’re out of the band”

leo: |i|Øi+!].[

virgo: simplistic tattoos

libra: red beanies

scorpio: painted black hands

sagittarius: tweets from before february 2015

capricorn: clique art

aquarius: sick as frick rapping

pisces: no phun intended

signs as chill songs to fall asleep to
  • ARIES:all I want - kodaline
  • // so you brought out the best of me,
  • a part of me I've never seen. you took my soul and wiped it clean, our love was made for movie screens //
  • GEMINI:I found - amber run
  • // I'll use you as a warning sign, that if you talk enough sense then you'll lose your mind. I'll use you as a focal point, so I don't lose sight of what I want //
  • TAURUS:prayer in c (robin schulz remix) - lily wood and the prick
  • // you never said a word, you didn't send me no letter. don't think I could forgive you //
  • CANCER:ghost - halsey
  • // you say that you're no good for me, 'cause I'm always tugging at your sleeve and I swear I hate you when you leave, but I like it anyway //
  • LEO:habits - tove lo
  • // spend my days locked in a haze, trying to forget you babe, I fall back down. gotta stay high all my life to forget I'm missing you //
  • VIRGO:guns and roses - lana del rey
  • // motorcycle love divine, I should have learned to let you play. I wasn't the marryin kind, I should have done it anyway //
  • LIBRA:no1 party anthem - arctic monkeys
  • // drunken monologues, confused because it's not like I'm falling in love I just want you to do me no good.
  • you look like you could //
  • SCORPIO:the night - honne
  • // if you're love is with you, you will be my baby. oh yes you will. oh yes you will //
  • SAGITTARIUS:lurk - the neighbourhood
  • // I'm thinking we should ride, to a place that we don't know, to a place where no one's seen us before.
  • I'm thinking you and I better just go with the flow. last thing that we should do is go slow //
  • CAPRICORN:stolen dance - milky chance
  • // dancin' on, do the boogie all night long, stoned in paradise. shouldn't talk about it //
  • AQUARIUS:antichrist - the 1975
  • // well he comes and he goes, so capricious, and his work appears so rushed. well I love the house that we live in and I love you all too much //
  • PISCES:stressed out - twenty one pilots
  • // used to dream of outer-space but now they're laughing at our face saying "wake up, you need to make money" //
Reasons To Love Each Sign
  • Aries:There so adventurous and fun to be around. You'll never get board with them
  • Taurus:You can always count on them to be there for you when you need them. They're so patient and friendly too.
  • Gemini:So enthusiastic and positive and they'll always be talking to you. You'll learn so much from them.
  • Cancer:They're super creative and always coming up with new ideas. You can also cry and vent and rant with them.
  • Leo:They have such a huge heart and are so energetic. They're super honest. If those jeans don't look good on you they'll tell you.
  • Virgo:They're super intelligent and great teachers. If you need help with school stuff ask a Virgo. Super modest too. They don't really like to talk about themselves so you won't have to worry about it being a "me" convo.
  • Libra:BEST FASHION TASTE OKAY WOW. Also they are so charming and romantic like a Disney princess/prince. Very balanced good at getting stuff done.
  • Scorpio:They're very faithful and you could trust them with your life tbh. Very ambitious. Scorpios could take over the world.
  • Sagittarius:They're so fun loving and every day's a party. They're super careless so you don't have to worry about being super proper with them.
  • Capricorn:Super wise. Good people to have smart conversations with. Very patient and practical too. They make very good decisions in life.
  • Aquarius:Super friendly and always likes to meet new people. They're independent so don't worry about having them cling to you. Super loyal too.
  • Pisces:Hella imaginative and great artists. Selfless and will do anything for you. Super affectionate and gentle people too. Like if you wanna cuddle with them they're the best omg.
The Signs as Deep Quotes
  • Aries:"Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow; it empties today of it's strength." -Leo Buscaglia
  • Taurus:"Be the person your dog thinks you are." -J.W. Stephens
  • Gemini:"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on." -Robert Frost
  • Cancer:"Whether you think you can, or can't — either way you're right." -Henry Ford
  • Leo:"Do I not destroy my enemies by making them my friends?" -Abraham Lincoln
  • Virgo:"I know for sure what we dwell on is who we become." -Oprah Winfrey
  • Libra:"Some people are so poor, all they have is money." -Unknown
  • Scorpio:"But better to get hurt by the truth than comforted with a lie." -Khaled Hosseini
  • Sagittarius:"A ship is safe in harbor, but that's not what ships are for." -William J.T. Shedd
  • Capricorn:"Being dishonest may not get you a lot of friends but it'll always get you the right ones." -John Lennon
  • Aquarius:"Most people do not listen with the intent to understand. Most listen with the intent to reply." -Stephen R Covey
  • Pisces:"Forgive others, not because they deserve forgiveness, but because you deserve peace." -Jonathan Lockwood Hule
The signs as feelings
  • Aries:Rage- when someone or something makes you so agitated to where you feel the equivalent of exploding.
  • Taurus:Calm- being completely peaceful and mellow.
  • Gemini:Aggravated- to be annoyed by doing/saying something.
  • Cancer:Empathy- Feeling sadness for others, even if not being able to relate to the situation.
  • Leo:Euphoria- being completely happy with ones self.
  • Virgo:Innocence- Unknown to the worlds issues, naive.
  • Libra:Knowledge- Knowing and being able to understand things.
  • Scorpio:Passion- barely controllable feeling of love/lust.
  • Sagittarius:Optimism- looking on the brighter side of everything.
  • Capricorn:Achievement- accomplishing something and feeling amazing for it.
  • Aquarius:Bitter- Rude and mean attitude towards things.
  • Pisces:Sadness- Unbelievable sorrow and heart ache. Being as if almost empty.
The signs on the last week of school

Aries: hasn’t done shit but is okay with it
Taurus: sleeps in everyday
Gemini: gets everyone’s number
Cancer: cried while taking their final
Leo: chills
Virgo:aced like all their classes
Libra: cried cause they’re gonna miss their friends
Scorpio: pranks.
Sagittarius: helps Scorpio
Capricorn: doesn’t give a fuck, not even a little
Aquarius: gets their shit together like the last 2 days
Pisces: staying at home

-Kat