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  • bought a hundred dollar bottle of champagne, like me? just to pour that motherfucker down the drain, like me?:leo, virgo
  • are you high enough without the mary jane, like me?:sagittarius, scorpio
  • do you tear yourself apart to entertain, like me?:capricorn, pisces, taurus
  • do people whisper bout you on the train, like me? saying that you shouldnt waste your pretty face, like me?:libra, gemini, cancer
  • do you call yourself a fuckin hurricane, like me?:aries, aquarius
the signs as your classmates
  • aries:super ambitious, super loud and aggressive af. aries is that one kid who the teacher always call out and then they will obnoxiously say "i didn't even do anything!" when they did everything. they will always stand up for their friends and are loyal to the core.
  • taurus:that one kid who's friendly and down to earth. they will always greet you and smile at you. they're the ones who will break an awkward silence and steer the conversation into another way. they are usually quiet until you mention their favourite book or band.
  • gemini:will probably ask you to play tic-tac-toe with them in the middle of the class. they know all the rumours in your school and will casually bring it up in the middle of class. they're the ones who will tell you to stay away from a certain kid because of a personal reason.
  • cancer:looks all kind and quiet, but turns into a loud social butterfly with their group of friends. they might get carried away with talking at times and disrupt the class. they're the type of kids who will doodle in their notebooks and hum their favourite song in the middle of class.
  • leo:probably talking to the people sitting near them, but somehow they always get away with it. they're loud and fun to be around. somehow never runs out of topics to talk about are always on their phones.
  • virgo:there are two types of virgos. one is the kid who always listens to the teacher in class and the other one always talks nonstop in class. but they're both super competitive and will probably claim that you cheated and demand a rematch whenever they lose. they are very intelligent and will make cringe worthy puns out of nowhere.
  • libra:they're the kids with that mighty aura around them. the one you've mistaken as a cold hearted bitch, but really they just talk to certain people. they don't start conversations, but once you talk to them, they don't stop. libra is that one kid who has a special spot in your heart because of that one special thing they did for you.
  • scorpio:that one kid who everyone has a lowkey crush for. there's something so magnetic about them that you just need to step back and admire whenever they pass by. no one dares to piss them off because they're gonna raise hell if they're angry. they're smarter than they look, but they don't really care about school.
  • sagittarius:they are chill and are always down for some fun. they have loud voices and they have trouble sitting quietly for too long. they're the ones you look forward to whenever you play truth or dare because you just know that they're gonna fuck shit up.
  • capricorn:you know that one brooding kid who's quiet and stares at you a lot? the one who looks like they've just gone on a murder spree? don't be fooled because they're actually really friendly on the inside. they're the literal definition of "work hard, play hard."
  • aquarius:you feel they're always angry every time, but actually that's just how they look like. they look like they don't know much about a certain topic, but they'll always prove you wrong. they have a large circle of friends, are pretty stubborn and are usually dirty minded. beware of aquarius fuckboys.
  • pisces:they are the kids who you're grateful to meet on your first day of school. they're really kind and will tell you everything they know about the people there. they usually know everyone and are friends with everyone. 100/10 would recommend for new kids.
the signs as halsey tweets

aries: There’s a song on my album called “Young God” and I hope every single one of u loses your virginity to it.

taurus: Yo calling me “fat” and “chubby” is not going to create a force field around that pizza headed for my mouth. I like the way I look. Get bent.

gemini: The hardest part about having my own place is that I already know what snacks are in the cabinet and don’t get to be surprised :(

cancer: I know I’m not some hot male rockstar but if you guys wanna throw bras on stage at my shows, feel free I could use some.

leo: Throw some glitter on that bitch. Done.

virgo: I have cotton eyed joe stuck in my head why do things like this happen to me.

libra: DJ HALSEY DROPPIN PC MUSIC IN THE CLUB AND FUCKING EVERYTHING UP CAUSE IDK WHAT IM DOIN

scorpio: I have tied my hair up with my underwear way too many times in my life.

sagittarius: Female. 20. Sad. Selfish. Seeking Time Machine.

capricorn: subtweet: ur not even a joke ur a dad joke.

aquarius: I’d sell my soul for a 10 piece…McNugget.

pisces: I’m so happy I’m not allergic to shellfish cause god I fucking love scallop

The Zodiac Signs As Nalu Gifs

Aries:

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Taurus:

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Gemini:

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Cancer:

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Leo:

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Virgo:

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Libra:

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Scorpio:

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Sagittarius:

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Capricorn:

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Aquarius:

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Pisces:

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The signs when they're sick
  • Aries:Tries not to admit they're ill and gets irritated when they can't fight it off and get on with their day as normal. Refuses to drink soup or feel sorry for themselves and instead sits in a huff all day.
  • Taurus:Attempts to sleep the sickness off and spends the day in bed. Constantly grumbles about being too cold or too hot or too cold again. Once they finally fall asleep properly it could probably be classed as a coma.
  • Gemini:Stays in bed and makes their friends come over so they won't get lonely. Tries their best to keep a joking attitude but inside they're sure death is near.
  • Cancer:They can't deal with being ill. They spend their time groaning and hoping it'll be over soon. Gets really uncharacteristically pissed off over it and throws a very sad tantrum.
  • Leo:Is the one that goes against their doctors orders and stuffs their face with any and all food they come across. Ends up even more ill than before and accepts their fate.
  • Virgo:Attempts to be rational about the situation but is overcome and ends up sleeping on the bathroom floor for easy access to the toilet and cool tiles.
  • Libra:Has died. That's a little over dramatic but that's how they feel. It's the end of the world and they will miss you dearly. R.I.P.
  • Scorpio:Closes the curtains, barricades their doors and curls up for a long crying session where no one will ever find out.
  • Sagittarius:Is extremely pissy that they've been made housebound. They try to sneak out despite being sick and spend all night having a great ass time but also throwing up in the neighbour's bushes.
  • Capricorn:Fakes being well so they won't miss a day off school. Becomes that kid who throws up all over their classroom floor and is later dragged kicking and screaming back home.
  • Aquarius:Tries to keep themselves entertained by reading or watching Netflix. Ends up falling asleep in a weird position and wakes up in more pain than when they dosed off.
  • Pisces:The end is nigh. They don't cope well and want to curl up and cry but they also want to make the most of their day off. Opts for painting/writing/having a good time at the same time as they cry quietly.
If the signs were authors

The author that leaves the huge cliffhanger and you have to wait another year for the next book: Leo, Virgo, Sagittarius, Capricorn

The author that kills off everyone’s favorite character: Aries, Scorpio, Taurus, Gemini

The author that makes us all cry: Cancer, Pisces, Aquarius, Libra

Mythical Creatures Horoscope

Aries: dragon- fiery, determined, and majestic. Never afraid to stand up for her/ his beliefs

Taurus: Pegasus- calm and creative, yet with a wisdom that transcends age

Gemini: a nymph, floating freely through the water and soaking up the sunlight

Cancer: a mermaid- whimsical, lovely, and with an inner peace

Leo: a sphinx- glorious and grand, the one you can’t take your eyes off

Virgo: an angel- kind hearted and beautiful. Often carefree, yet wise beyond her/ his years

Libra: magician- always fair and with a strong commitment to doing the right thing

Scorpio: Phoenix- fiery and passionate, yet always growing.

Sagittarius: elf- clever, beautiful, and reliable, the elf can be your best friend or your worst enemy

Capricorn: flower fairy- dainty, and beautiful, they seem to sparkle in the sun

Aquarius: water fairy- friendly and easy going, with a smile that puts your heart at ease

Pisces: unicorn- strong and caring at the same time. They shine from the inside with an inner beauty that’s hard to match

the signs as inexplicable emotions
  • Aries:onism - the frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time.
  • Taurus:ellipsism - a sadness that you’ll never be able to know how history will turn out.
  • Gemini:mauerbauertraurigkeit - the inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like.
  • Cancer:sonder - the realization that each passerby has a life as vivid and complex as your own.
  • Leo:Chrysalism - the amniotic tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm.
  • Virgo:liberosis - the desire to care less about things.
  • Libra:exulansis - the tendency to give up trying to talk about an experience because people are unable to relate to it.
  • Scorpio:opia - the ambiguous intensity of looking someone in the eye, which can feel simultaneously invasive and vulnerable.
  • Sagittarius:adronitis - frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone.
  • Capricorn:altschmerz - weariness with the same old issues that you’ve always had – the same boring flaws and anxieties that you’ve been gnawing on for years.
  • Aquarius:énouement - the bittersweetness of having arrived in the future, seeing how things turn out, but not being able to tell your past self.
  • Pisces:nodus tollens - the realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore.
  • source:http://tai-korczak.tumblr.com/post/121552139015/23-emotions-people-feel-but-cant-explain/
My cat typing her opinion on the signs

Aries: hnaydvafv15u fEG

Taurus: yuvgs’’’njVcndnVeg

Gemini: lollaksi     iba

Cancer: serfxa4′nl  ASWQ

Leo: odbH7,DAn bd s a

Virgo: qwq bbbiia08/sdaa

Libra: zxdalkg q’7hy

Scorpio: mmmmmMMAR.id

Sagittarius: udv am872t5wsn7

Capricorn: qjnw 12,.’;p

Aquarius: pwub          ,..h

Pisces:      ,uhwnq7329pMJSA

Favorite dessert of the signs

Aries: chocolate ice cream
Taurus: chocolate cake
Gemini: Apple pie
Cancer: vanilla frosted donut
Leo: anything from Ben and Jerry’s
Virgo: red velvet cupcakes with creamcheese frosting
Libra: vanilla icecream
Scorpio: chocolate fudge brownie
Saggitarius: chocolate chip cookie
Capricorn: carrot cake
Aquarius: vanilla milkshake
Pisces: raspberry tart

Attraction at first impressions in astrology: Rising + Venus

This post explains what the signs are attracted to at first sight. 

Rising: (also Ascendant) is how you appear to other people and therefor their first impression on you. It’s the “mask” you’re comfortable with wearing when you’re outside in the world. It’s the person you put in “public display”.

Venus: Reveals who and what you’re attracted to or find appealing. This includes physical luxuries and abstract terms such as equality. Venus is the “pulling power”, awakening our fascination. In other words.. Venus describe the things that give us joy. 

(Click here to calculate your rising and Venus signs).

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In conclusion, this means if you’re..

Venus in Aries: you usually find risings in Gemini, Leo, Libra and Sagittarius attracting at first sight.  

Venus in Taurus: you usually find risings in Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio and Capricorn attracting at first sight.

Venus in Gemini: you usually find risings in Aries, Libra, Sagittarius and Aquarius attracting at first sight.

Venus in Cancer: you usually find risings in Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, and Pisces attracting at first sight.

Venus in Leo: you usually find risings in Aries, Gemini, Leo, Libra and Sagittarius attracting at first sight.

Venus in Virgo: you usually find risings in Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio and Capricorn attracting at first sight.

Venus in Libra: you usually find risings in Aries, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius and Aquarius attracting at first sight. 

Venus in Scorpio: you usually find risings in Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn and Pisces attracting at first sight.

Venus in Sagittarius: you usually find risings in Aries, Gemini, Leo, Libra and Aquarius attracting at first sight.

Venus in Capricorn:  you usually find risings in Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio and Capricorn attracting at first sight.

Venus in Aquarius: you usually find risings in Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius and Aquarius attracting at first sight.

Venus in Pisces:  you usually find risings in Taurus, Cancer and Scorpio attracting at first sight.