Cal-Poly-SLO

A Study in Sexuality

Recently, I had to write an essay in my sexuality studies class about a cultural artifact that somehow pertained to sexuality-related manners. I chose “A Scandal in Belgravia” because, come on… My favorite show just so happens to include a lesbian dominatrix that falls in love with a man? It was practically begging for me to choose it for my assignment.

Anyway, I just got the paper back yesterday, and among my teacher’s comments was this:

GUYS.

MY PROFESSOR IS A SHERLOCKIAN.

GUYS, I’M SO SAD.

Earlier today I was in the library and this really cute guy walked by and said he liked my shirt. I got super excited because it was my Sherlock one, but we were on the quiet floor so I couldn’t really strike up a conversation with him. (He had to whisper really quick just to give me the compliment.)

THERE IS A CUTE GUY WHO GOES TO MY SCHOOL AND WATCHES SHERLOCK AND I DIDN’T EVEN GET HIS NAME OR ANYTHING. THIS WAS SUCH A FUCKING WASTED OPPORTUNITY. I COULD HAVE USED ONE OF MY PICK-UP LINES ON HIM. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.

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Okay, I wasn’t gonna post this here, but I can’t resist…

I’m a journalism major at Cal Poly SLO, and one of my fellow journalism students posted on Facebook that she had a daydream about making a music video of Iggy Azalea’s “Fancy” featuring all of our professors. A bunch of us thought it was hilarious and encouraged her to go for it, and somehow, miraculously, she got them to agree to it.

This is the final product, which was played during our department’s end-of-the-year banquet. As you can imagine, it was a massive hit, and the highlight of the entire night.

(Note: There is a good chance that this video will eventually be taken down for copyright infringement reasons, so watch it while you can!)