there is not a single person on this planet who dislikes caboose.
im red and i like caboose.
ive talked to people who have never even watched rvb who like caboose.
ive read fundamental christian reviews of rvb who like caboose.
im pretty sure my cat likes caboose.
everyone likes caboose
Hey Caboose, can you remind us what has happened with you and the reds and blues so far?
First Tucker and Church spied on the Reds. Then
the Reds got a mountain lion car. Then Sheila came and she had many
pedals. Then Church blew himself up, and alligators came and they ate
Church. Sheila fell deeply in love with Caboose. Then Church’s gay
robot girlfriend showed up. And then there was a parade with rides, and
Caboose won the parade. Then Church yelled at Caboose for no good
reason. Tucker was stupid.
“Have you showered today?” “Oh yeah, Church says I always have to be clean, otherwise I have to sleep outside the base. Sometimes he will just get the hose and and start spraying me and then ..” “Okay, okay. Fine. Are you video game?” “I’m a popular web series!” “…Welcome to ACEN. Enjoy your stay.”