CSU

Things I Learned Freshman Year of College

-hot is hot, cold is cold, and your can’t fly

-parents are a god sent and I love them so much

-a clean room is much easier to function in

-the lobby bathrooms will always have toilet paper you can steal when you’re out

-sharing is caring

-hand sanitizer cleans just about everything

-fluorescent lighting hurts

-everything is a lie

-everybody is just a clueless as you

-people have lived some pretty fucking rad lives

-learning can be fun

-STUDY

-an inflatable palm tree looks nice but constantly will fall over

-traffic cones make good pillows

-sunrises are just as nice as sunsets

-you’re not invincible but you’re capable of a lot more than you think

-army men are some of the most gnarly dudes I’ve ever met

-people are amazing and these kids really do have your back… not like high school have your back like you’ve been marries 80 years have your back

-self care, self care, self care

-drama really is some high school shit

-i am a queen and so are you

-just ask, they’ve heard worse

-write everything down

-a toilet paper tube with drier sheets in it will not stop your room from smelling like smoke

-tell people how you feel

-wash out water bottles that had milk in them immediately

-going to class and succeeding is cool 

-your clothes don’t have to match

-throwing up will almost always make you feel better

-the positive things they tell you come with exercising are real

-peanut butter

-always keep construction paper and gel pens near by

-its okay to say no, no one will think any differently

-KARMA IS REAL

-a deep breathe can fix almost everything and it’s a good start when it can’t

-the average range of a hand grenade is 30-35 meters

-always carry a water bottle and headphones

-the little things add up

-no one thinks your weird secrets are weird they think they are cool and that is what makes you you

-naps are a religion

-sleep schedules are kinda nice and parents kinda know what they’re talking about

-random hook ups are okay and its not going to get spread around the school

-wash your sheets occasionally 

-befriend the kids in your hall

-there is a button on fire detectors that will turn it of before the all the fire detectors go off

-sometimes you just have to say fuck it

-start in the middle of the paper

-there are no bullies

-there are kids that do drugs and succeed and there are sketchy drug heads.. know the difference

-india does in fact have elephants

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