Okay, this is literally a oneshot that just looks at the immaturity of the Titans.

Might seem ooc or very unlikely but it really is just a humour piece. Don’t read too much into it.

It’s modelled after one of my favourite scenes of NCIS. It’s flippin’ hilarious and I found myself wondering what it would be like with our fave hero network. It would probably help to go and watch the scene I am talking about just so the context is kinda backing it up.


I just don’t want people commenting like oh my god, it isn’t something to joke about. I know but for this particular scene; it really is funny, especially if you are invested in NCIS as a show, like moi.

It is purely being written because it reminds me of some kind of high school situation.

The big screen buzzed with light as yet another slide appeared before them all.

Superman cleared his throat and turned to face them, with the remote still in hand, pressing a button to turn on the lights in the room.

“As you can all see from the presentation, there are many forms of harassment in the workplace that can go somewhat… unnoticed. These little signs shouldn’t go without being addressed when you feel uncomfortable.” He paused and glanced over the faces staring back at him.

Rows of Titans sat there, staring back at him as he spoke. Their expressions varied from mildly interested to absolutely bored senseless. And, Superman was fairly certain he could hear snoring but he wasn’t sure who exactly it was.

Cyborg sighed, his fingers clasped together atop of the small desk he had been sat at. He was struggling but his eyes were on the Kryptonian as he continued to drone on about the topic at hand. They had all, needless to say, been reluctant to turn up to the watchtower this morning for the mandatory meeting.

The league had suggested that they were all very young still, despite being in their early 20’s and needed to be made aware of the dangers that can occur in the workplace; even if the occupation in question was a superhero.

There was a whole bunch of meetings like this they still had to look forward to such as health and safety, performance issues, discrimination… things like that. Things that normal, white collared folks usually had to worry about.

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I realized that I didn’t know what else to do.

That’s when I finally understood… There’s nothing left to do.

You’re gone and that has to be okay with me.

—  It’s not though

└ When Sho-kun knows what sakumoto shippers are in for~~

Cr: Arashi ni Shiyagare 28.01.2017

It’s not fair that you’re still the only person that can make me smile even when I’m so incredibly down. It’s not fair that your voice is the only thing that seems to calm me down when I’m thinking about getting out of town and never seeing this place again. It’s not fair that your eyes locked on mine makes me feel more cared for than my own family does. It’s not fair that you left and found new places to leave pieces of your heart after I let you into my head. It’s not fair that I’m still upset and you seem just fine. It may not be fair but I wouldn’t have it any other way because when I think about you with your eyes still so bright… It makes me happy again. It’s not fair but I hope you’re so unbelievably happy. That’s the only thing that makes this unfairness bearable.
—  It’s not fair that you don’t think about me anymore, but it’s still okay.
Come fight with me
—  It’s better than not hearing your voice
Skating Lessons
“its okay Pen just trust me”

The chilly Swiss Alp air nipped at her nose and cheeks, turning them a rather fetching pink. But her complexion - or at least the risk of her getting frostbite - was the least of her worries.

Why oh why did she agree to this? High heels she could manage. Heck, she could scale a collapsing piece of scaffolding in record time, with very little effort. But balancing on a pair of thin blades … on extremely slippery ice … not quite so easy.

Huffing and puffing … and trying her hardest not to fall on her ass … she wobbled and slithered along. 

“It’s okay Pen just trust me.”


In a way, she was grateful that he was there, holding her upright. Although she did not approve of her name being foreshortened, she was in no position to verbally berate him for his slip of the tongue. Nor for the inappropriate way he was holding her this close.


She did feel a lot safer with him around. That compact little chunk of … sometimes rather annoying … joviality. He could be nice if he wanted to be … and right now, he was definitely making the effort.


Gordon was loving this, more than he wanted to admit to. The fact that he’d managed to convince Lady Penelope to go ice skating … that was no mean feat. And that here he was, holding her close and guiding her along.

He flushed slightly because of the pet name faux pas. But at least she didn’t tell him off.

There was a wobble, a loud gasp and she grasped at his hand, squeezing his fingers together and almost crushing them through his gloves. 

Ow. Ow. Ow.

Nah, that was okay, sure it was.

“It’s okay Pen just trust me.”

And she did …

… finally.

And before long, the two of them were gliding across the lake like a pair of professionals.

Until she sneezed loudly, lost her balance and brought the two of them down. Giggling, he pulled her up and put a comforting arm around her.

“I think that’s enough skating for now,” he said fondly, rubbing at her arm, “how about a nice mug of hot chocolate? Your call.”

She beamed up at him, her breath coming out in little puffs.

“What a jolly good idea,” she answered with a smile.

Keeping a tight grip on him, she lifted one of her legs and tried to wiggle it, but the boot was strapped up past her ankle.

“Now, how do we get these off?” she grinned wickedly, “I need a Prince Charming.”

She pretended to look around her and said haughtily …

“Oh, there’s no-one here … I suppose I’ll have to make do with you!”


Fandom: BTS
Pairing: Maknae Line
Genre: Light smut, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Taehyung figured there was a lot to lose, but maybe he was willing to take the risk. / (requested by anon, aka i butched your request and made it maknae line instead of taekook bc i’m awful)

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As you were kissing me, all I was thinking about was how I never thought we would ever be so close again. Once we were done.. It was like I could see you leaving all over again and I had to close my eyes so I wouldn’t ask you to stay. I know I’m walking into trap and yet I’m still walking into your arms because as always I want you to prove me wrong.
—  I won’t tell if you won’t