Let’s be real: Kim Davis doesn’t give a crap about the “sanctity of marriage.” She’s on her fourth husband, for crying out loud. This is about money: She saw how much cash the Indiana cafe owners and Darren Wilson made and she wants in on that sweet, sweet bigot cash. And, of course, the Fox News-watching sheep will fall for it and donate to her IndieGogo account. Because, you know, they’re even dumber than she is. Which is quite the accomplishment, actually.