carlos loves to listen to really loud music, especially when he’s working, and one day cecil freaks out cause he thinks carlos is somehow controlling the weather

“CARLOS NO THAT’S ILLEGAL YOU’VE KILLED US ALL!” “cecil no im playing this from spotify, look, see?” “whats…. spot tif fie? is this some sort of science thing you made?“ "you… ok you know what never mind i’ll show you later”

cecil ends up liking being able to just play music, but he’s really bad at using the app, so he has one song per playlist. just one song, and he keeps switching between 200 playlists

carlos eventually helps him out and he gets everything organized into a normal ish playlist

one day carlos decides to play cecil’s playlist – it’s just different frequencies of fish screaming underwater

cecil calls it “new age heavy metal”

If you could press a button that would give you a great deal of money, but it would cause someone you don’t know in a distant part of the world to die, then you would have a good model for how our current economy works.
—  Cecil Palmer, Welcome to Night Vale episode 105: “What Happened at the Smithwick House”

Me: *finds a cute mlm or wlw comic about other which is mlm / wlw * Aww this is cute I wonder what that person said in the tags because I like talking about cute things

Me: *checks tag*

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THEATRE AU

carlos is a light tech, cecil’s up on the stage!

carlos missing cues because he’s preoccupied listening to cecil recite his lines backstage

carlos hiding little love notes in cecil’s costume, unsigned, and cecil is The Confused™

cecil doesn’t understand how, but somehow he’s managed to get himself stuck in the catwalk and carlos has to rescue him

once the two actually start dating, cecil insists on making really bad puns (“you light up my life, get it? do you get  it carlos?)

Mayor Cardinal, from her home, issued a statement about the disintegration of our town and bleeding together of realities. The statement reads: “My father, who died of liver cancer when I was five, has returned. He arrived from a hole in our reality. I am choosing to go with him, Night Vale. I am choosing the world where he did not die, where I did not kill my double, where dragons did not destroy our town. Listen to the ripping of the firmament and find a world you prefer, Night Vale. All else is pain.”

Listeners. I beg you not to do this. This is the world we built, right here. If you leave, if you don’t accept it – it cannot hold together.

Hold tight those you love, Night Vale. Not for fear of their loss, but for love of their presence. Hold onto what you know is real. Life is only a narrative, but it’s a narrative we write together.

Why Cecil Doesn’t Remember Having  A Brother in “Cassettes”

Cecil’s “brother” that he mentions in the episode during his past recordings comes out as transgender and Cecil has accepted it so much he now does not remember having a brother. He only remembers his sister who is married to Steve Carlsberg. Boom.

Edit: Thank you for correcting my previous insensitive language. I did not know that the word transexual was offensive and I did not intend to offend anyone. I have since corrected it and will strive to be more sensitive in the future.

maybe i’m asking for too much but if “it devours” also manages to tell us how carlos fell in love with cecil from his own point of view i will literally leave this plane of existence and subsequently reach nirvana

your fave is problematic: welcome to night vale episode 100
  • we don’t know how the proposal went
  • who proposed
  • who the fuck proposed 
  • was the whole town in on it
  • was it huge and romantic or small and sweet 
  • did Cecil cry
  • did Carlos cry 
  • HOW 
  • THE
  • FUCK
  • DID 
  • THE
  • PROPOSAL
  • GO
  • DOWN 
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>> Capture the Flag

Will and Nico have to be on opposing teams in capture the flag because if they were on the same team, there’s no way the other would win. ((Reyna and Nico think they’re such badasses but it’s okay cause they totally are.))

Will trying to use his sunlight control to throw Nico off his shadow-traveling game. Golden. ahaha. ((Mansi’s sunlight-controlling headcanon. His art is awesome, you should check them out!!))

Art by me
Please don’t use without my permission.

~Saber

i know i literally just made a post talking about welcome to night vale but i think i just realised something

you know how cecil reports really obvious stuff sometimes?? like, things that should be common knowledge for night vale citizens? well, what if he’s reporting in such an obvious manner to teach carlos about night vale in a subtle way?? like, imagine a lil carlos, new to night vale, who has no idea of what’s going on half the time. and the only way he’s able to start making heads or tails about anything in that town is bc he stars listening to some weird community radio broadcast that oddly explains everything about it. what if carlos learned about night vale just like the wtnv podcast audience did??? it’s so late but that is such a cute and adorable thing for cecil to do like hold me