CANT KEEP CALM

Witch au in the fahc universe

Edit because I should have put this stuff in the post and not the tag:   storm/weather witch Michael who creates lightning to strike people down or a tornado to wreck the streets behind them to help lose the cops

Animal witch Ryan who lets loose animals in the zoo and convinces them to tear apart someone once he’s done with them, it’s an easy way to dispose bodies

Jack who uses her magic to heal them just enough until they can get to Caleb. She’s a white witch and her magic is suppose to be used for good and it is. It helps Geoff when he’s stressed over a heist and Ryan when he can’t sleep. It help Michael control his magic when he’s pissed and keeps Gavin from fainting when he has to use his magic. It helps Jeremy keep from getting too anxious about a job especially in the beginning and herself when things get to much and she needs to keep herself sane and calm. It helps them all from going mad when someone gets captured. 

time/fire witch Geoff who turns back time when something goes horribly horribly wrong and one of them dies and lights shit up when need be

Necromancy  Jeremy who gets ghost to help distract people and bring people just long enough when he’s not finished with them. Jeremy can only bring somebody back for so long before it drains him and they aren’t fully back to themselves they’re, well, a zombie which is why Geoff has to turn back time instead of Jeremy just bringing them back. 

Blood witch Gavin who hates his magic and only uses it when he has to

Garden witch Mica who makes vines grow from the ground to tie people up

Space witch Trevor who creates black holes and stars just hot enough to burn a person when Geoff isn’t around to do it

Eclectic Witch Lindsay who is basically the crew Jack of all trades 

Creation witch Matt who makes new weapons and vehicles for the crew

and divination witch steffie who they all go to before a job to see how it goes

Another edit because something was pointed out by @whatdoyewant :  ryan using mangy cats and dogs, wild forgotten things that prowl the alleys and scrap for scraps. who are starved and half crazed and more wild than any zoo animal. zoos are precious conservation programs with rare species that are well taken care of, and he wouldn’t touch them. He’d summon the cats left behind, the dogs who ran from fighting rings and abuse, the rats that fill every crack of every dilapidated apartment and every sewer.

Thank you very very much!

when u lowkey might have to live in ur car for a bit bc ur mom is going crazy again and you dont have the energy or stability to deal with it

why is emma standing so ridiculously close to regina i mean what is personal space they are like one breath away from each other I AM DYING

IF REGINA SUDDENLY DECIDES TO FACE EMMA HOW FREAKING CLOSE ARE THEIR FACES GOING TO BE BECAUSE THE IMAGES IN MY HEAD OH GOD I’LL BE IN MY CORNER

AND ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW IN THE LAST SPOILER PICS WE GOT IT WAS REGINA WHO LOOKS LIKE SHE’S PLEADING WITH EMMA

AND THEN NOW THE ROLES LOOK REVERSED AND IT’S REGINA WHO LOOKS PISSED WTF SO MARRIED

WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK IS HAPPENING I NEED TO KNOW AND I NEED THE GAY JUST GIVE ME THE GAY ALREADY PLS !!!!

I'm a libra-scorpio cusp, so I kind of suffer of a duble personality syndrome. This is how LIBRA sees the signs
  • Aries: I like u. U make me feel protect
  • Taurus: I.Just.Cant.Sopport.U. keep calm bae
  • Gemini: we are talking-all-the-day popular twins. I like u:)
  • Cancer: u r not a crybaby. I know u. U r stronger then u think. Go on bro :)
  • Leo: we are like bff. I like ur style (as long as u love mine)
  • Virgo: u r a smart and funny clean harvard girl
  • Libra: u should cry less and just be yourself. Dont worry, u are the best.
  • Scorpio: oh gosh, I love u! Together we attire all the eyes on us. I also love the way u flirt naturally...u r hot (and u know it)
  • Sagittarius: I love ur friendly part, u have something that makes peple want to be ur friend
  • Capricorn: how can u be so responable?! U r a pretty person♥
  • Aquarius: I like u, we r friends. With u I can be the real me without worrying about what the people think. Also, u love me. Like everyone.
  • Pisces: I like u, baby girl. But when u r angry, u scare me. A lot, trust me.

omfg guise, Namjoon rolls his “L’s”!!!!! i was drowning myself into the Fool’s cover, and the minute i heard him say, “i still want it all”, I DIED. 

HE ROLLS HIS L’S! I ROLL MY L’S! and R’s and D’s when i get lazy lol. BUT GUISE!!!! bfyuisdnogvwbaunieapokmvd

nammy is making me fall for him deeper. fml

Okay okay but imagine
  • *power goes off in the school*
  • *marinette, being late as usual, walks in moments after the lights turn off*
  • Everyone: ahhh !! I cant see!
  • Marinette: Everybody keep calm! Im sure the lights will turn on again soon!
  • Alya: oh! Ladybug! Is that you? Thank goodness!
  • Marinette, spots off: Oh uh-uhh-uh yeeahh! Ladybug will help you all until the lights come back on ahha...
  • Adrien: Nice to hear you, Ladybug! Thanks for coming to help out!
  • Marinette: Chat Noir? You're here too?
  • Adrien: oH uH YEAH RIGHT HERE M'LADY
  • *a bit of confusion as the lights turn on*
  • *everyone looks very confused as they see their all their classmates but no superheroes*
  • Marinette: thats odd.. I thought Chat was here just now?
  • Adrien: Did Ladybug really bug out that quick?

i need to take a break from being alive