CAAAAAAAAAAAN'T

  #AUBREY FALK-SELINA    #GRACE WALKER    #STRAY DAUGHTERS    #I’M SORRY MELA    #EXCEPT I’M NOT    #CAN WE ASSUME THAT ELYSIUM HAS SEASONS AND THAT SNOW IS A THING BECAUSE I NEED IT TO BE A THING    #AUBREY COMES HOME FROM GRISSOM ON BREAK AND BRINGS GRACE WITH HER    #KYLE OF COURSE IS IN THE SAME SHUTTLE BUT HE LETS THE GIRLS DO THEIR THING    #CAM AND H GO TO ELYSIUM TO MEET THEM    #AND EVEN BB PULLS AWAY FROM THE FLEET    #AND IT’S A FAMILY GATHERING AT THE FALK HOUSE    #TECHNICALLY THE FALK GRANDPARENT HOUSE SINCE KYLE AND BB AREN’T THERE VERY OFTEN    #BUT THE KIDS WERE RAISED THERE    #SO IT’S HOME    #AND THERE ARE WINTER HATS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND TWO YOUNGER WHIPLASH KIDS FOR THE GIRLS TO ROLL THEIR EYES AT    #AAAAAAND I’LL BE OVER HERE  

Thing I am feelsy all over is here.  Swift is always doing these things to me.

youtube

so this is messi’s latest commercial

forpotato chips

and it mostly consists of lingering shots of chips falling seductively into glass containers while messi looks longingly into the bag of chips and finally slowly eats one in the most awkwardly sexual manner possible, mostly because he resembles a fucking garden gnome and is also twelve

CANNOT EVEN