Gas Mask Related Valentines
1. Wanna be my valentine? I’ll love you asbestos I can.
2. Love is in the air! Can I interest you in a C2A1 filter? It has less asbestos that a standard C2.
3. Are you an M50 without any filters attached? Because you take my breath away.
4. I no longer feel the need to маска my love for you. Will you be my valentine?
5. Davis masks are orange, asbestos is blue, if I offered you a GP-5, would you be offended because those are basic-bitch masks?
6. (Notices your Bullard) OwO what’s this?
7. I’d almost trade an XM40 to be with you. Almost.
8. Are you Harry Warden? Because I’m after that pickaxe, if you know what I mean ;).
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