Knock knock

For Kaidan appreciation week: humor.

Kaidan: Guys! Want to hear a joke?

Tali: Sure!

Garrus: I hope they’re more original that Joker’s. Sure why not?

Wrex: Humph.

Liara: Tell us, Kaidan.

Kaidan: Okay! Knock knock?

*All of them look confused at one another*

Wrex: I don’t get it.

Tali: Sorry, Kaidan I don’t get it either.

Kaidan: No guys, that’s just the setup, your supposed to say ‘who’s there’.

Garrus: Obviously, you’re there.

Liara: Are we supposed to pretend we don’t see you?

Kaidan: No it’s-there’s……you’re supposed to hear the knock and ask who’s on the other side, like you don’t know who it is.

Garrus: ALL of these doors open automatically.

Tali: Is it supposed to be stuck? There’s probably a mechanic on the other side.

Kaidan: Okay, pretend the door is locked, then.

Tali: We’d be able to see them knocking over the video moniters.

Kaidan: Okay then, there are no video monitors.

Garrus: Are we being invaded?

Kaidan: No, guys-

Liara: Obviously whoever is on the other side of the door is smart and highly trained.

Wrex: I don’t ask who’s there, I just come out shooting.

Garrus: I don’t think this is a particularly funny joke, but it does raise some interesting tactical scenarios.

Tali: I don’t feel like it is a joke, really, not by definition

Liara: Yes, sorry Kaidan, but I have to agree I don’t get it

Wrex: Heh heh heh.

*everyone turns to Wrex*

Wrex: What? I always laugh when I think of destroying my foes. Good one Alenko.

Kaidan: But- I- *sighs* Thanks, Wrex.

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here we see A’cipx multiplying some lotuses , because you might be an eldritch abomination ,but  you gotta have some hobbies.

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anonymous asked:

Do you have any ideas for a group of characters in some sort of space setting?

  • Character A is an astronaut who was sent out into space under the assumption that they’re testing to see how plants grow in zero gravity, but really, Character A’s isn’t ever planned to come back home.
  • “I know this is going to sound crazy, but we left the planet with four people in our crew, right? Okay, well for some reason, the computers are reporting five people on the ship…” AU
  • Characters A, B, C, and D are living on a space station, where they work alongside aliens, Characters E and F, to unravel the mysteries of the universe…or at least that’s what it says on the official papers. Really it’s a lot of blundering social interactions and Character B having a personal goal to figure out exactly what makes aliens tick.
  • When Character A, B, and C are shipped out to an experimental farming/agriculture unit on a far off moon, the last thing they expect to find is a fully functional polyam community that’s created a sort of oasis on the barren moon.
  • “I am the doctor of this ship and I have seen more than what I care to admit, so believe me, this ‘terrible thing’ that you’re experiencing is something that I’ve seen before…probably.” AU