• Anaheim Ducks:Your mom made you play with them when you were in kindergarten and now, after several years, they won't leave you alone no matter how much you beg them
  • Arizona Coyotes:The friend who posts YouTube videos that no one watches
  • Boston Bruins:The friend who won't stop hitting you on the arm, and when you tell them to stop they threaten to punch you some more
  • Buffalo Sabres:The talkative friend who never makes any sense
  • Calgary Flames:The friend with a height complex
  • Carolina Hurricanes:The friend who drinks juice to every meal and claims that ‘it’s healthy’
  • Chicago Blackhawks:The friend who likes to scare you and when they take it too far they blame you for being too sensitive and a wuss
  • Colorado Avalanche:The happy-go-lucky and kind friend who always looks great
  • Columbus Blue Jackets:The loud and annoying friend on Twitter whom everyone thinks is hilarious except from you
  • Dallas Stars:The friend who thinks they're really hot when they're actually mediocre looking
  • Detroit Red Wings:The friend who punches/smacks you with your own hand and asks 'Why are you punching yourself' with a grin
  • Edmonton Oilers:The eternally optimistic friend, even when their life is falling apart
  • Florida Panthers:The friend who doesn't want to be friends with you, they'd rather hang with their hotter and cooler friend, Jaromir Jagr
  • Los Angeles Kings:The imaginary friend that is a talking trash-can
  • Minnesota Wild:The friend who laughs hardest at their own jokes
  • Montreal Canadiens:The friend who sends you dirty messages in French using Google Translate
  • Nashville Predators:The friend who loves dogs more than anything
  • New Jersey Devils:The friend you keep forgetting that you have
  • New York Islanders:The friend who never seems to think anything is funny
  • New York Rangers:The friend who always looks at their reflection when passing a window/mirror to "check how they look" and then they stand there for 5 minutes
  • Philadelphia Flyers:The friend whose house smells like cheese for some reason
  • Pittsburgh Penguins:The friend who always works their hardest, but never achieves much
  • Ottawa Senators:The friend who wants to "hang" at McDonald's every day
  • San Jose Sharks:The friend who's always willing to get stoned with you
  • St Louis Blues:The friend who yells at their parents and treats them like crap
  • Tampa Bay Lightning:The friend who trips on air and have dirty pants
  • Toronto Maple Leafs:The friend who shrugs/sighs at every bad thing that happens to them and says "this is my life"
  • Vancouver Canucks:You can't remember how you became friends with them, they don't say anything either - just looks at you with an eerie smile
  • Washington Capitals:The asshole friend who’s not really an assshole, but is actually a very sensitive and emotional person who just needs someone to hold them
  • Winnipeg Jets:The friend other people tend to ignore
NHL 2015-2016 Season Summed Up So Far
  • NHL:*Changes All-Star Format to a weird division separated 4-team bracket 3-on-3 extravaganza*
  • NHL:*Blames Alex Galchenyuk for drawing attention to himself for getting physically abused by his girlfriend*
  • NHL:*Allows the fans to vote for captains of each all-star team*
  • Fans:We want John Scott in the game
  • NHL:lol we don't want him in the game
  • NHL:*Tries to get a player the fans voted in kicked out by trading him to a minor league team in another country, causing him to abandon his wife in Arizona who was 7-months pregnant with twins*
  • Fans:Yo wtf bring him back
  • NHL:He'll ruin the integrity of the All-Star game
  • Fans:Who tf cares bring him back
  • NHL:lol jk we wanted him here the whole time
  • NHL:*Brings in celebrity musicians that only Nashville locals know of*
  • NHL:*has every challenge in the skills competition be sponsored by something*
  • NHL:*has Jerseys sponsored by "Liquid Gold" mac n' cheese*
  • NHL:*has the music "stars" be "celebrity coaches"*
  • Wife of Random Celebrity:Lol I give backrubs to the players that score xD so funny
  • NHL to John Scott before the All-Star game:Is this something your family would be proud of?
  • NHL:*partners up with MLB to fix a website that was never broken*
  • NHL:*introduces NHL.TV*
  • NHL.TV:*Crashes, has poor video quality, restricts videos to people outside of local zip codes*
  • Fans:wtf why isn't this working
  • NHL:lol sorry