mcu boys react to you saying your ass is too fat

Steve: *blushes and laughs nervously* Y/N…. your ass is beautiful the way it is…

Tony: *slaps it so hard it jiggles for 5 straight minutes* damn

Bucky: *spreads your bootycheeks in murderous adoration*

Sam: but can you throw it back tho?

T’Challa: It’s almost as fat as mine, Y/N. Let’s celebrate.

Erik: tch…. not fat enough

Thor: It sure is, Y/N! Now turn around and let me eat your fat ass!

Loki: *magically turns your ass into ballons and watches you fly away*

Peter P: *blushes in shock as Ned says Peter wants you to make it clap on his face*

Hulk: LORD KNOWS I’D SMASH Y/N!!!!!!!!!!

Peter: *Quill*

Thanos: *slaps your juicy fat ass so hard it pops*

I wanna give a shout out to fic writers really quick-

Y’all are the shit. And I love each and every one of you.

But please stop apologizing when your fics are really long. I see writers in their a/n saying “this is over 5k words I’m so sorry”

LIKE BBY NO. IM HERE FOR THAT SHIT. Give me every beautiful detail your talented mind can muster.

If I want a short story I’ll go find a drabble.

Don’t you ever apologize for being passionate in your writing. & fuck anyone that has made you think you should apologize.


thank you for coming to my ted talk.

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Captain America: The Winter Soldier 2014
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I would just like to point out that Dr. Stephen Strange was Hydra’s Insight target 2 years BEFORE he became the “Wizard” he is now.
And that’s because:
“Zola’s algorithm evaluates people’s past to predict their future.” -Jasper Sitwell

the u.s. government: we’ve come to take you.

bucky barnes: hold on, let me ask natasha.

u.s. government: that’s not ho-

bucky barnes: well darn, she said no.

Bucky: I know this is random but Dom or Sub?

Steve: I guess Domino’s. I don’t go to Subway that much. Don’t know why you’d put them in the same category.

All I want is a movie that covers the time between Thor: The Dark World and Thor: Ragnarok when Loki posed as Odin and not one Asguardian was at least slightly suspicious.

Originally posted by ayako-nightray

I mean people were just cool with the fact that Odin all of a sudden just really enjoyed a theater production about the one son (loki) that he never really cared about.

Okay but…

This will forever be

My favorite

Outfit

On Bucky

Because I believe

Layers

Make men

More attractive

*all credit goes to gif owners, I did not make these gifs*

*Peter Parker waking up in the Soul world with Bucky looking down on him*

Peter Parker: jEsUS?