mcu boys react to you saying your ass is too fat
Steve: *blushes and laughs nervously* Y/N…. your ass is beautiful the way it is…
Tony: *slaps it so hard it jiggles for 5 straight minutes* damn
Bucky: *spreads your bootycheeks in murderous adoration*
Sam: but can you throw it back tho?
T’Challa: It’s almost as fat as mine, Y/N. Let’s celebrate.
Erik: tch…. not fat enough
Thor: It sure is, Y/N! Now turn around and let me eat your fat ass!
Loki: *magically turns your ass into ballons and watches you fly away*
Peter P: *blushes in shock as Ned says Peter wants you to make it clap on his face*
Hulk: LORD KNOWS I’D SMASH Y/N!!!!!!!!!!
Thanos: *slaps your juicy fat ass so hard it pops*