She is so beautiful. I used to stare at her when she wasn’t looking, but quickly turned away the moment she faced my way. I knew she’d caught me staring. She’d ask me what I was looking at, but I’d just shrug it off and not reply. It’s been a year now and a lot has changed. She is even more beautiful than before. I still stare at her when she isn’t looking, but never turn away when she looks back at me. I just smile. “What?” she goes. I tell her, “I am so in love with you.”
—  I am in love.

Lil BUB left her home planet Bub-Ub-Bub (and its magical space fishes) to come to fill our lives with science and magic here on Earth. I like to think her spaceship followed a beautiful rainbow made of yoghurt, and she was escorted by Wolverine.


Ava Gardner talking to Peter Evans [ghostwriter], and referring to herself in the third person after reading a draft of several chapters of her autobiography:

“You’ve got to get rid of more of that language, honey. She still swears too fucking much, why does she have to swear all the goddamn time? It makes her sound like a goddamn tramp."