Y/N always found it strange watching the expressions of people change because of their will. But it was more prominent in Bruce when he was the Hulk. It was like they were watching him become a human again. requested by sybil-howlett requests are open
So in 2012 Avengers Thor fights the hulk on the hellicarrier and its actually a pretty even match.
While obviously Thor is a particularly strong Asgardian doesn’t stand to reason that the people on Asgard with their advanced technologies, warriors and magic would be better equipped to keep the hulk occupied with minimal damage?
The hulk would also be a much better asset in Asgard. Their battles could warrant the release of rage fueled beast with a thirst for destruction.
Also Asgard has a wealth of technology and endless aspects of their realm for Bruce to explore and study!
“I still don’t think this is a good idea.” Steve voiced his thoughts for about the fourth time that evening as he sat down at Tony Stark’s bar. The Iron Man himself rolled his eyes while taking a sip of his alcoholic beverage.
“C’mon, Steve. (Y/N) needs to live a little!” He said, putting his drink down and waving his hands in emphasize.
“No, she really doesn’t.” Bruce spoke up from the couch, “She’s too innocent to get drunk, Tony. We all know that.”
Natasha nodded from her chair across from Bruce. “Yeah, why ruin someone’s innocence? That’s like killing a puppy in front of a kid.” She cringed.
“Well,” Clint dragged out with pursed lips as he sat at the bar next to Steve. “She could be a fun drunk?”
The Rogers man shook his head in annoyance before looking downcast at the bar. “Look, we’ll only drink a little bit; just to see what happens. Then, you can be all righteous and selfless by taking her home. Sound good?” Tony asked in a slightly gentler voice.
Steve looked up and opened his mouth, only for Tony to interrupt him. “Great!” He then looked down at his watch, “She should be here any second now…”
The elevator suddenly dinged and opened up for everyone to see (Y/N) with a kind smile on her face. She walked into the room and set her bag on the table, “Hey guys. What’s up?”
The owner of the tower strolled over with a smile. “Nothing much. We were just about to play a game. Would you like to join?” He asked while guiding her to sit on the couch.
She sat down and grinned excitedly, “Yeah! What are we playing?”
“Never have I ever.” He answered cheerfully as Steve, Natasha, and Bruce all simultaneously rolled their eyes but gathered around anyway.
Tony continued to bring over a tray of shots and set them on the table in the middle of the group. He then sat down wherever he could find a seat and rubbed his hands together happily. “Alright! Are you ready everybody? (Y/N)?” He asked while looking at each person.
(Y/N) shrugged simply, “I’ve never played before but I’ve seen it being played before…”
He nodded with an impressed looking expression. “Yeah, that’s fine. Just watch everybody else and I’m sure you’ll get the hang of it.” He smiled while some people in the room sighed and Clint smiled in amusement.
“Okay! Never have I ever…made out with someone in an elevator.” He started and watched as some people picked up a shot glass and downed it with a cringe. Well, they were about to. That is, until (Y/N) picked up a shot glass and downed it faster than anyone in the room could and didn’t even blink once while doing it.
They all stared at her wide eyed as she smirked. “Got anything stronger?” She questioned, snapping Tony out of whatever other world he was in.
“Uh, Steve! It’s you’re turn!” Tony said in a fake excited voice while turning to the soldier.
Steve snapped his head towards the Stark man before slowly nodding and looking at everyone. “Um, never have I ever… had sex with someone on a rooftop.” He said hesitantly, and again, she quickly downed another shot glass.
She looked up after setting the empty glass back on the table to see everybody staring at her with hanging jaws. She furrowed her eyebrows at them.
“What? I need some kind of fun while you people are off fighting bad guys.”
A Tumblr-less friend posted this theory her husband had. I slammed the headcanon button so hard I should have bought it dinner first.
Thor: Banner, I desire to act like a normal human for a time. How should I accomplish this?
Bruce: Well, um, normal people don’t have your speech pattern, for one. They, um, have jobs and hobbies…
Bruce: You know, photography, video games, puzzles…
Thor: And how does one acquire a ‘job’?
Bruce: Most people use the inter… you should probably look in the classifieds in a newspaper. Also, try shaving the beard and cutting your hair- you’re a bit recognizable.
Thor: *sees Superman/Clark Kent costume* A disguise? Like that man?
Bruce: Sure, yeah, glasses work.
Steve Rogers was born with the shield. The serum just added wings to him.
Vision and his long-lost puppy.
Avengers and Pokemon drawings. I had a lot of fun.
As I found that Cubone lost his mother and was traumatized by the experience like Tony, I add this comment. I didn’t know the story of Cubone when I drew it since I primarily used visual cues and/or abilities of the Pokemons for the match. Maybe someone who wears a helmet has a past that makes him wear it with which he can have power to move forward. Tony would take good care of Cubone as he knows what kind of feeling the event gives.
I guess I’m just taking a break. We had this really cool adventure saving Earth and I was pretty happy. Anyway, I needed some “me” time, so I came to Australia and that’s when I moved in with Darryl. And here we are.
can everyone take a moment to consider what it would be like if the avengers got pokemon go:
the day of its release, natasha disappears for a full week and comes back at level 16, with nine different rare pokemon. nobody asks what she did
clint uses the vents to track pokemon around the tower, and often jumps down into bedrooms at random moments to catch one. sometimes he loses signal, and you can hear him yelling in frustration through the air vents
tony programs the suit to alert him when there’s a pokemon nearby so he can fly there instantly, and he does the same for rhodey. after three days of this, the rest of the avengers confront them and accuse them of cheating. (”you’re supposed to walk, tony.” “shut it steve you’re just jealous that i got the snorlax before you.”)
steve catches onto the game lingo surprisingly quick, despite never hearing of pokemon before. he hatches the most eggs.
one time on a run, sam and steve saw a jigglypuff appear on their grids. that was the only time sam managed to run faster than steve.
the game won’t count pietro’s steps when he runs fast, so he’s taken to figuring out where the pokemon is and directing wanda and vision (and sometimes clint) to it.
all the electric-type pokemon show up near thor, so hes become the target of many phones pointing at him. he often thinks theyre taking pictures of him so he smiles, no matter what hes doing.
bruce has a small army of eevees, despite rarely leaving the lab
when bucky is taken to the tower, its after the game’s release, so he’s startled when everyone drops what theyre doing and grabs their phones when someone yells “SQUIRTLE.” he thinks its code for something and starts keeping a list of the different pokemon names he hears. it takes three weeks for someone to correct him.
during a debrief, everyone’s phones vibrates, including fury’s. they all stare at him while he catches a clefairy.
the real civil war: tony is team valor and steve is team mystic. the tower is a gym, so they constantly battle over it. one morning, everyone wakes up to find that the gym is now a team instinct gym, with a 3000 CP gyrados guarding it, owned by a player with a russian username. tony and steve stop fighting over the gym.