Bucky: Almost every time you take a glance at him in the passenger seat, his mouth is hanging open and snores could be heard from a mile away. Luckily you listening to loud music has no effect on your boyfriend’s slumbers. However, when he is awake for the road trips that you’re driving for, Bucky always has a hand on your thigh. He does it more for himself, reminding him that you’re alive and really there with him. When it comes time to switch spots in the car, the both of you have no issue with going to a rest stop and eating a good meal before stuffing yourselves back into the SUV that you stole from Tony. Bucky likes to hold your hand in his while he drives on the long highways, and loves to occasionally bring your knuckles to his lips to place a kiss there.
Steve: The only thing that he truly knew how to drive was a motorcycle, which is why you never had a problem with being the sole driver on road trips. As much as Steve wished he could help take some of the load off the trip, he definitely enjoyed chatting during the whole ride there. Not only that, he loves changing the radio stations and singing along to whatever old music that he recognizes. That man could find anything to talk about, from the recent missions the team had been on, to the birds flying around between the trees as you whizzed by in your car. Those late night cuddles when you finally reached your vacation destination made up for all the driving you did on the way there.
Peter: No one could beat his energy level while he was sitting in the passenger seat of your car for the 6 hour ride to wherever the hell Tony sent you two. It was a paid vacation, and those were the words that happily sent you flying to your car. For some reason, Peter had an extremely hard time staying still and being content in the car. So it was damn near impossible to get through one hour of driving before having to stop at a gas station to let him use the bathroom and get snacks. Plus, he didn’t have his license from growing up in the city, so he couldn’t help out with any of the driving. But Peter’s cute face, and utter charm can always warm your heart, even on cold nights of driving.
Thor: Despite the fact that he can literally astral project anywhere on the planet, or even in the universe, road trips are his favorite thing. Just the time spent hanging out with you, talking about little things from both of your pasts is enough love for Thor. The joke amongst the group whenever the two of you embark on a trip is, “Big man, little car.” One of the first times you went on a roadtrip with Thor, he had to squeeze into your tiny honda for over 8 hours in massive traffic. So even though sometimes plans get a little crazy with him being a god, the two of you wouldn’t have it any other way.
T'challa: He was very apprehensive about road trips, mostly because he’d rather spend all the time it took driving from destination to destination actually being in said destination. T’challa didn’t get the appeal of being trapped in a metal box on wheels for an extended period of time. But, since you adored the road trip memories from your childhood, T’challa gladly got into the car with you as you drove around the country. He made it known that he valued your adoration of traveling, and he loved doing what you enjoyed. T'challa cared about you more than anything in the world. So he settled with simply being a passenger while you drove across Wakanda in a sleek sportscar, the best and safest one that money could possibly buy.
Clint: Roadtrips with Clint quickly became your favorite part of the relationship. He took it upon himself to rent a volkswagen bus every time, just for the hell of it and made sure to equip it with anything you both could possibly need. Blankets, snacks, drinks, extra clothes, extra shoes, money, you name it, Clint had it. After all, Tony usually sponsored these outings since the both of you under the same roof as Tony made him a little nervous. So obtaining so much stuff wasn’t a problem anyway. While Clint would drive, you would be a spectacular copilot, providing an equally spectacular playlist to accompany the trip. It was stacked with bops of the century and cute love songs that you would duet.
Bruce: You wouldn’t think that bruce would be a desirable road trip partner, considering how uncomfortable small spaces make him. But in all reality, Bruce is an amazing road trip copilot. He makes himself at home in the passenger seat, quietly google mapsing your route and holding hour long conversations. Not only that, but he brings his own set of pillows for when it’s time to nap. (Which is pretty cute) Bruce would have everything planned out, even down to what restaurants you eat at during your rest stop breaks. So, when you finally arrive at the various places you were staying, it was nice to know you already had reservations for dinner and your hotel.
Out of all the teachers, Bruce Banner was your favorite. He was a genius, he could probably stand his ground with Tony, but above everything, he loved his subject and enjoyed teaching it.
You though to yourself “how could people be afraid of him?” when in reality he’s a sweet cinnamon roll. His students are the best because his dedication and passion for Science make everyone want to study more to become awesome scientists just like him. His students love him and no one has bad grades in his class.
Even if you struggle sometimes, Bruce tries to help you understand as much as he can. “Don’t worry, it takes time to learn stuff like this, but you have a brilliant mind, you can do it.” He’d tell you with a kind smile and you’d melt of joy. “So, what happens when a scientist proves his first hypothesis wrong?”
“He makes another hypothesis and proceeds to repeat the experiment.” Doctor Banner nodded.
Never knew my knowledge about the Scientific Method by Galileo Galilei would come in hand while writing a drabble hehehe
A Tumblr-less friend posted this theory her husband had. I slammed the headcanon button so hard I should have bought it dinner first.
Thor: Banner, I desire to act like a normal human for a time. How should I accomplish this?
Bruce: Well, um, normal people don’t have your speech pattern, for one. They, um, have jobs and hobbies…
Bruce: You know, photography, video games, puzzles…
Thor: And how does one acquire a ‘job’?
Bruce: Most people use the inter… you should probably look in the classifieds in a newspaper. Also, try shaving the beard and cutting your hair- you’re a bit recognizable.
Thor: *sees Superman/Clark Kent costume* A disguise? Like that man?
Bruce: Sure, yeah, glasses work.
Steve Rogers was born with the shield. The serum just added wings to him.
Vision and his long-lost puppy.
Avengers and Pokemon drawings. I had a lot of fun.
As I found that Cubone lost his mother and was traumatized by the experience like Tony, I add this comment. I didn’t know the story of Cubone when I drew it since I primarily used visual cues and/or abilities of the Pokemons for the match. Maybe someone who wears a helmet has a past that makes him wear it with which he can have power to move forward. Tony would take good care of Cubone as he knows what kind of feeling the event gives.
I guess I’m just taking a break. We had this really cool adventure saving Earth and I was pretty happy. Anyway, I needed some “me” time, so I came to Australia and that’s when I moved in with Darryl. And here we are.
can everyone take a moment to consider what it would be like if the avengers got pokemon go:
the day of its release, natasha disappears for a full week and comes back at level 16, with nine different rare pokemon. nobody asks what she did
clint uses the vents to track pokemon around the tower, and often jumps down into bedrooms at random moments to catch one. sometimes he loses signal, and you can hear him yelling in frustration through the air vents
tony programs the suit to alert him when there’s a pokemon nearby so he can fly there instantly, and he does the same for rhodey. after three days of this, the rest of the avengers confront them and accuse them of cheating. (”you’re supposed to walk, tony.” “shut it steve you’re just jealous that i got the snorlax before you.”)
steve catches onto the game lingo surprisingly quick, despite never hearing of pokemon before. he hatches the most eggs.
one time on a run, sam and steve saw a jigglypuff appear on their grids. that was the only time sam managed to run faster than steve.
the game won’t count pietro’s steps when he runs fast, so he’s taken to figuring out where the pokemon is and directing wanda and vision (and sometimes clint) to it.
all the electric-type pokemon show up near thor, so hes become the target of many phones pointing at him. he often thinks theyre taking pictures of him so he smiles, no matter what hes doing.
bruce has a small army of eevees, despite rarely leaving the lab
when bucky is taken to the tower, its after the game’s release, so he’s startled when everyone drops what theyre doing and grabs their phones when someone yells “SQUIRTLE.” he thinks its code for something and starts keeping a list of the different pokemon names he hears. it takes three weeks for someone to correct him.
during a debrief, everyone’s phones vibrates, including fury’s. they all stare at him while he catches a clefairy.
the real civil war: tony is team valor and steve is team mystic. the tower is a gym, so they constantly battle over it. one morning, everyone wakes up to find that the gym is now a team instinct gym, with a 3000 CP gyrados guarding it, owned by a player with a russian username. tony and steve stop fighting over the gym.