Rhodey: The riddle you can’t solve is how… somebody could love you. Tony: Well I’m, beautiful and very intelligent. Rhodey: The answer to the question that you’re afraid to say out loud is… yes. He knows the truth of you, and he is dazzled by that truth.
The Avengers as the Mythbusters! Couldn’t get this idea out of my head! Like, Tony just wants to blow stuff up mmk? And Bruce is the voice of reason. Fuck yeah, science! I’ll probably make a short comic for it too XD
In the lab of Stark Industries. Bruce Banner was working on his latest project, and didn’t have a clear mind to concentrate on it either. Usually its Tony, with his slick remarks. But today, its different. She was on his mind. Y/N, is Tony new intern. She’s everything, although she doesn’t look his way. Not even for a second. Tony could call her in, and as soon as she gets the chance, she’ll run out. True, he have feelings for the girl. But Bruce is sure she doesn’t feel the same, although he cant seem to stop thinking about her.
I was in the elevator on my way down to Tony’s lab. Along with my crush Bruce works along with him. My mind was wrecking with possibilities. Maybe, if i play it cool this time. I could actually say something. Without looking like a fish from out of water. The elevator door rings, snapping me from out of thoughts. I step through the door and make my way through the halls to the lab.
As i step through i see Tony messing with a couple of his suits. I quickly make my way over to him, not letting my eyes leave the floor. Tony who heard my tiny foot steps, and turned around to me “Hay there doll face, your here early”. I smiled slightly and nodded not saying anything. To be honest I don’t even know how I got this job. “So is there anything you need today”? , I asked. Tony smiled, “Can you go order some chipotle for me and Bruce. Bruce you want in on some chipotle”? At the hearing of his name, i looked over at him. Gosh, could he be any cuter ? I shake my head and blush takes over my cheeks. “No I’m fine, Y/n are you okay”? I nod my head quickly and made my way back to the elevator. I heard someone calling my name, that someone being Bruce. I tended to walk faster, I’ll just make a fool out of myself.
I watched as she left quickly, again. I sighed. Tony walked over me, with a stupid grin on his face. “Why are you smiling at me like that”? His grin just grows bigger, like some child on Christmas. “You like Y/n don’t you Brucey”? He says poking me obnoxiously. I looked away from him, trying to focus on my work at hand, “Even if i did, why do wanna know”?, I try saying as casually as possible. He jumped, witch scared the living shit out of me. “Ah ha. I knew it ! You need to make a move my friend. Knowing Y/n, I know she has a thing for a certain hot science guy. Well, not me. But I’m pretty sure you catch my drift”, he stated. I just shook my head, “Tony don’t play games with me. I really like her, but she avoids me like the plague. She not interested in a person like me, especially with the ‘big guy’ with the package. "Have you ever actually had a conversation with her”? “No…”, i said truthfully. “Well, that’s your problem my friend, you need to let her know how you feel”. And i cant believe I’m saying this but, Tony is right…
A force grabs me and turns me around. I come face to face with the deep memorizing brown eyes i try not get lost in. “Y/n…”, Bruce pants. I look down at my feet before looking back at him. “I was wondering maybe, if your n-not busy with a-anything. We could probably go out for coffee”. Did i hear him right ? And did he STUTTER ? I look at him, really look at him “Really Bruce ? You wanna take me out” ? He nods and smile, “Only if you let me. I know its out the blue, but i really want to get to know you Y/n”. I nodded my head yes, “Yes, Bruce i will love to go out with you”. He pulls me in a hug, and i tuck my head in his neck inhaling his scent. He pulls back and grabs my chin, looks me in the eyes “Can i pick you up after work at 8:00. Is that okay ?. I nodded, "Yeah, that’s perfect”. He pecks my lips, witch left me stunned. I guess he noticed, “Y/n I am so sorry i didn’t mea-”. I take action and pull him against me lips. Something i myself, would think i had to guts to do. He shocked at first bit then relaxes into the kiss, as it becomes more heated and he asked for entrance. He grabs my hips and pulls me into his chest as close as possible as me intakes my every curve. My hands witch were in his hair and around his neck. As we explored are wet cravens.
*On the Video House Camera System*
“Jarvis you are getting this right”? Tony grinned as he zoomed in on the now new couple. “Yes sir”. He grinned, “Good. Brucey needs to let go of some steam”.
Bretty. Or Tasersmash. Or Science Bros. BRUCE/HAPPINESS, OKAY?
Bruce & Thor, after the Thor Ragnarok Trailer. :P
Ummmm…no nazis. Other than that, I’m good.
5: first headcanon that pops into my head
I always write Bruce as a vegan or at least a vegetarian. He also likes to let off steam by trouncing flat-earthers on twitter. My hero. <3
6: one way in which I relate to this character
I used to think I had an anger problem when was a teenager. I was volatile and tempestuous. It turned out, I wasn’t having rage issues, I was having panic attacks, but no one recognized them for what they were, so I went untreated for this until I was an adult.
But for that reason, I really connected with Bruce and the Hulk.
7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character
Br*tasha romance in AoU? Um…Idk. It’s not a notp for me in the slightest, but the way it was portrayed in the movie was cringey.