Hamilton characters as quotes from my brother
  • Alexander Hamilton: "I have political papers to write coffee to drink and pain to ignore"
  • John Laurens: "You needed to stop before you began"
  • Hercules Mulligan: "No matter how many dicks you suck the show must go on"
  • Lafayette: "My hair is all curly and in a pony tail because that's the only thing I can do to keep it from like, killing people"
  • Thomas Jefferson: *singing* "Somebody once told me the world was macaroni, but they fucking lied"
  • James Madison: "God left me before I was born"
  • Aaron Burr: "You're a weed in the garden of life"
  • Angelica Schuyler: "Sometimes I wanna date someone really hot just to show than off to my friends"
  • Eliza Schuyler: "If we had a bag of chips I would eat the whole thing...wait that's why we don't have any chips"
  • Peggy Schuyler: "I am not cute, I will murder you by kicking you repeatedly in the face"
  • Maria Reynolds: "It ups the dickiness level by 10%"
  • George Washington: "Stop making out with my house plants"

Simon Rex aka Dirt Nasty & Jack Splash have created the group “Chain Swangaz”. This is their debut music video (just released today) “Steak & Mashed Potatoes” featuring the one and only maniac, Charlie Sheen and Brother Marquis of 2 Live Crew. Check it out!!

(Directed by Nicholaus Goossen, best known for directing Grandma’s Boy)


Mierda, viendo entrevistas de Nardwuar me enteré que el hook de “99 Problems” es originalmente de Ice T y Brother Marquis de 2 Live Crew. Que bolas. Igual me gusta más la versión de Jay Z, pero que bolas.