Broadway musical

NEWSIES As Things Said Today At School

Jack: Sopranos you’re on point, but I couldn’t really hear the Tenors. Boys? Where is everyone?

Albert: Race is out sick.

Jack: This is the second consecutive class I’ve not seen him. *taking note of absent newsies* I hope he feels better soon. I’d hate to reassign his solo.

Crutchie: Wait, where’s Spot? He hasn’t been here since Monday. *turning to the rest of Tenors* Is he out sick, too?

Albert: *shrugs*

Jack: *Writing furiously on clipboard* WELL, HE SURE AS HELL AIN’T HERE

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Davey: All you need is one person to believe in you

Jack: You don’t even know my middle name

Davey: BUT I KNOW YOUR FIRST NAME

Crutchie: His middle name is Santa Fe

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Race: Every morning I give a lecture

Davey: Oh?

Race: In homeroom,

Davey: Oh!

Race: On why water isn’t wet.

Davey: oh.

Jack, hurling a Gatorade bottle at Race’s head: WATER IS WET, DIPTHONG!

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Jack: Hey, can I get a sip of that?

Katherine: A sip of what?

Jack: A sip of that milkshake you got going on cuz DAMN YOU’RE LOOKING THICC, TODAY.

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Davey: You middle schoolers are weird.

Les: Hey! You were a middle schooler at one point, too.

Jack: Yeah, but he never grew out of the weird. Thus, is he an expert on the subject.

Davey, deadpan looking at his reflection in the window as he mumbles: At least I’m an expert at something.

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Albert: Care to share your thoughts with the class, Mush?

Mush: 2+2 equals fish.

Jack: …WAIT, WOAH—

AND MYYYY DREEEEEEEAAAAAAAMS SEEEEEEEEEM TO SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY DON’T BE AFRAAAAAIIIID TO GO OOOOOOOOOOOONNNN DON’T GIVE UP HOPE COOOooOOME WHAT MAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY I KNOW IT AAALLLL WILL COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK OOOOOOONONNNNNNNNNNNE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

So I know I’m a few hours late, but I’m gonna cut myself a little slack ‘cause college.

It’s been exactly 1 month (and a few hours) since my favorite musical’s final performance. So in accordance with my continued mourning, I have decided to share another lovely little clip from the second row of their final show.

Here’s Wesley Taylor going double speed on his fast rap during the bridge of When the Going Gets Tough on the night of September 16th, 2018.

Warning, the lights go a little crazy through the whole thing.

Also, while he’s rapping, everything looks like a modern art painting from the 80s. Just saying.

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Start your day off right with this Lion King dance remix. Get into it!

I watched Tuck Everlasting with my siblings, and they had some comments…

“ Crutchieeeee!” - 7 y/o

“Yeah, he’s definitely not 17. He’s way too short!” - 9 y/o

“She’s more like bad girl Winnie Foster! How dare she ditch Jesse like that?”- 13 y/o

“Wait, that girl with the red hair is Ben Cook? I thought Race was a boy…”- 9 y/o

“Ah! Looks it’s Crutchie!”- 7 y/o

“Why’d she pour the water on the toad? That was stupid.”- 9 y/o

“This is so funny!”- 7 y/o

“Yup. That’s definitely Crutchie. He sounds just like him!”- 7 y/o

“Oli, are you crying?”- 7 y/o

“HUGO IS STUPID”- 13 y/o