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Straight White Boy Problem #952

Bro: on a scale of 1 to 10, how hot do you think katie is?

me: she’s a 6 but her personality is a 10

Bro: you can’t keep saying all these girls have 10s for personalities

Me: dude…of course i can! Katie, Megan and Rachel are all fun to hang out with bc they have great personalities!

Bro: so what am i? am I a 10?

Me: uhhh…..thats weird im not going to say anything

Bro: well I think you are a 10 because i love hanging out with you dude

Me: bro…..

MarkHyuck @ 3 am

Mark: bro

Haechan: ..what

Mark: If semen helps to create babies and they’re found in the testicles and testicles are also known as balls… Doesn’t that mean ball really is life?

Haechan: wtf Mark go to sleep before I “long ass ride” my fist to your face

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And this is how “si tu eres mi bro, yo soy tu pisha” started:

Isco: Marco and I are good friends, he is my pisha and I’m his bro.

Marco: We had a discusion in a rondo, so I approached him and told him: Isco, if you are my bro, I am your pisha, so from then on we always say it. It’s very funny

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ENDING CASSANDRA

I JUST FINISHED LOS AND NEED TO RANT. I HAVE NO ONE TO TALK TO ABOUT THIS SERIES. I NEED HELP. OH MY GOD. LET ME RANT. EVERYTHING IS FUCKED. I LIST QUESTIONS. SPOILERS!!!!!!
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YO. IN THE SPACE OF TEN PAGES SHE KILLED TWO CHARACTERS AND RUINED EVERYTHING. I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS. OH MY GODS.

1. WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY BB MAGNUS
2. If Robert is dead, who becomes Inquisitor? Who will exile Emma? Will she be exciled at all?
3. Simply, WHAT THE FUCK ANNABEL WHYYYYYYYYYYY
4. What was up with ANNABEL disappearing and the Unseelie King’s symbol appearing?
5. GWYN AND DIANA PLS
6. Now the Dearborn’s are discredited, who will step in as head of the Institute when Alec has to step down? Will he at all?
7. ARE KIT AND TY GON BE GAY BBS OR PARA-BRO-TAI I AM CONFUSED (UPDATE: HOLY FUCK I AM SCREAMING. I KNEW IT! I THOUGHT CAUSE LIVVY AND TY WERE GON BE PARABATAI AND THE SUBTLE HINTS OF GAY, BUT CC ANSWERED A QUESTION AND SAID THAT ‘I don’t think [them becoming parabatai] is a good idea, don’t you?’
I am S H O O K
8. WHY WAS LIVVY AND THE LAST LINE NECESSARY CLARE? WHYYYYYYYY?!
9. Why didn’t Emma and Julian try their super love powers to heal Livvy if it makes them more powerful?
10. WHO WILL BE INQUISITOR? I HOPE IT IS DIANA IDK HOW BUT #GOALS (UPDATE: HOLY SHIT SHE CAN NO LONGER BE QUESTIONED BY MORTAL SWORD SO SHE COULD RUN THE INSTITUTE NOW OML)
11. WHAT’S UP WITH CLARY YO LIKE VISIONS? BISCUIT MUST LIVE! CLACE FOREVER?!?! ALSO MAGNUS TOO????!???
12. WHERE WERE CLACE AT DURING THE END OF BOOK? SIZZY? JUST EVERYONE WHERE YOU AT (FYI I know they appear in QoAD but WHY NOT IN LOS)
13. What will happen TO THE LOVE TRIO? IS IT SETTLED AS CRISTINA AND MARK THEN? I FEEL LIKE SOMETHING IS MISSING?! ARE THEY GOING TO BE POLY
14. WAIT I DON’T REMEMBER WAS THE CARK/MISTINA (??) BOND THINGO BROKEN OR WHAT (It was, I had lost my marbles all g)
15. WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN NOW THAT THE LORD OF SHADOWS HAS THE BOOK
16. AND THE BLIGHT, OHHH FUUUUCK
17. AND KIERAN AT THE SCHOLARMANCE
18. THESE AREN’T EVEN QUESTIONS ANYMORE I’M JUST IN PAIN
19. WHAT ARE JULES AND EMMA GONNA DO REGARDLESS OF EXILE
20. *incoherent screaming*
21. And THE MORTAL SWORD WHAAAAAAT
22. IS TY OKAY
23. WHAT IS ROBERT’S DEATH GOING TO BE TO MALEC? ARE EITHER GOING TO FEEL RESPONSIBLE CAUSE MAGNUS WASNT THERE OH NOOO
24. FUCK THE COHORT AMIRITE
25. WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO PERFECT DIEGO THO
26. ALSO SPEAKING OF MAGNUS, TESSA IS SICK TOO WHAT IS THIS TO DO WITH THE BLIGHT MY BBS NOOOO
27. ALSO ALL THE REFERENCES LIKE WILL H. AND JESSAMINE AND PHOTOS KILLED ME
28. ALSO ALEC’S SASS WOOOOOO
29. Rip what is going to happen with Helen and Aline :(((
30. WAIT WHY DIDN’T THE BLACKTHORNS EVER CALL ON JAIME
31. Annabel was all family this, yay JULIAN that then BAM
32. OH AND WHAT’S UP WITH DRU AND JAIME
33. Bridget???? Is that you???? (*CC has stated that it is her, she’s not immortal but her long life will be explained in the next book)
34. Who is the Queen of Air and Darkness? Is it the Seelie Queen? Cause from what mythology I know it is, and CC said we know her already.
35. OH MY GOD PEOPLE I AM GOING TO GRADUATE BEFORE THE NEXT BOOK I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO DIE PLS HELP

Extra: I’M READING A LOT ABOUT A SEELIE QUEEN/SEBASTIAN DEMON BABY AND I AM WORRIED Update: SHE SAID WE’D SEE A MORGENSTERN AGAIN UH OH
Keith vs the Forces of Evil

like bro, i am so obsessed with Star vs the Forces of Evil that i thought about this. if no one has made this before then please spread this shit like wildfire because i need klance SVTFOE AU’s.

keith is a galra-human hybrid and is the son of the blade of marmora leader (his galra mom). 

he is sent to earth when he is just a teenager who is angsty and stubborn about being part of his mother’s resistance group

let’s say his human, texan, cowboy dad is apart of the blade of marmora too!

Keith is forced to go to earth to become more “human” and get in touch with his human side and then eventually will learn responsibility and to appriciate all life, especially his fellow human.

KEITH PINNING HARD OVER LANCE THE HUMAN BOY

this lovely fan art: http://yaboybokuto.tumblr.com/post/151472717518/if-any-of-you-thought-i-wouldnt-go-here-i-just

and then idk who jackie would be, but they would have to be super chill and supportive of lance, but at the same time be friends with keith too! 

i’ve been listening to “Just Friends” a lot too and i can just imagine the whole klance thing. pinning keith is real, y’all. 


EDIT: only reblog this updated post because i sourced it. 

anonymous asked:

HETEROPHOBIA?? Like, c'mon, be real? And racism against white people? That's not real either tho? That's at most prejudiced?

There are toxic people in the LGBTQ+ community that are straight up heterophobic (pun not intended) and are incredibly hateful towards some straight and cisgender people because they are straight and cisgender. I know this because I’m in the LGBTQ+ community and I see that cancerous crap every day. Like, I see jokes about “cishets” and I laugh because a lot of it is true, but sometimes there’s seriously shit like “They make me wanna die I hate cishets so much” and that’s totally unnecessary. Bro, I too am a flaming homosexual, there’s no need to hate on people who aren’t like you.

The actual definition of racism has no bias. It’s “prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one’s own race is superior.” That includes racism against white people, even though they have systematically oppressed minorities for a long-ass time. It doesn’t matter the color of your skin. Being prejudiced, by definition, is racist. If you’re an asshole to someone else based on the color of their skin, you’re racist. End of story. On that note, “reverse racism” doesn’t exist either. It’s just racism. 

I don’t hate people for who they are, because that’s just shitty. If you hate on any race for any reason, I don’t like you. Get off my blog.

✧ ` / ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA PROMPTS.

triggering & nsfw themes are mildly present below.

❛ What’s up, bitches? ❜
❛ Cat in the wall, eh? ❜
❛ I know that game. ❜
❛ Okay, now you’re talkin’ my language! ❜
❛ Look at that door, dude. See that door there? ❜
❛ The one marked “Pirate”? You think a pirate lives in there? ❜
❛ What are you gonna do, hit him? ❜
❛ Whoa, what’s with the spray paint, man? ❜
❛ So what, you want a maid? ❜
❛ Uhh, what’s with your outfit, man? ❜
❛ Whoever it was seems to have been eating newspaper. ❜
❛ It’s gonna go both ways, dude. Sorry. ❜
❛ Which one of you idiots was eating a goddamn newspaper? ❜
❛ All right, well, now we’re gettin’ somewhere. ❜
❛ This appears to be a piece of a credit card. ❜
❛ How is that not specific to one of you? ❜
❛ Is this wolf hair? ❜
❛ I wish it was, man, but that’s inconclusive. ❜
❛ What’s in there, what else? ❜
❛ Why don’t you just write it down? ❜
❛ God, you’re disgusting. A disgusting animal. ❜
❛ You did your best, no hard feelings! ❜
❛ You’re thirty-three years old, you’re supposed to be sexually active! ❜
❛ What are you talking about now? ❜
❛ We’ll make the whole thing up, let’s get outta here. ❜
❛ Cover your knees up if you’re gonna be walking around everywhere… ❜
❛ How much cheese is too much cheese? ❜
❛ I got really, really nervous I just started eating cheese. ❜
❛ Does that calm you down? ❜
❛ Where did you come from? ❜
❛ That… that seems really dark. ❜
❛ Why aren’t you understanding this? ❜
❛ You certainly wouldn’t be in any danger. ❜
❛ Well, don’t you look at me like that. ❜
❛ What’s on the other side of it there? ❜
❛ Your life is way more glamorous than what I was picturing. ❜
❛ Now, help me dig these crack rocks outta my ass. ❜
❛ I need some water. My mouth is dry. ❜
❛ Are you cutting your toenails with a steak knife? ❜
❛ I suppose you have a problem with that, too? ❜
❛ Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell’s going on over here? ❜
❛ You know exactly what you’ve done, sir. ❜
❛ Now, the rest of you kids can go with those two losers right there. ❜
❛ I need some trash to plug up the cut. ❜
❛ I pick up the trash can, and I bash the guy on the head. ❜
❛ I’m the Trash Man! I come out, I throw trash all over the ring! ❜
❛ Do not diddle kids, it’s no good diddling kids. ❜
❛ Go into the toilet and run your mouth under the sink. ❜
❛ You want some insulin? ❜
❛ No one’s in any danger! ❜
❛ I feel like you’re not getting this at all! ❜
❛ That’s not the issue… ❜
❛ But it sounds like she/he doesn’t wanna have sex with you… ❜
❛ You’re misunderstanding me, bro. ❜
❛ What am I gonna do, say no? ❜
❛ You had me going there for the first part. The second half kinda threw me. ❜
❛ Why in the hell do you think we just spent all that money on a boat? ❜
❛ What do we need a mattress for? ❜