Bro Country

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‘Girl in a Country Song’ hits No. 1 by mocking bro country. The bros aren’t laughing.

Asked about the song by the Chicago Tribune, Florida Georgia Line’s Brian Kelley claimed he didn’t know what the interviewer was talking about. When asked further, he got snippy. “All I’m gonna say about that is, I don’t know one girl who doesn’t want to be a girl in a country song,” Kelley said. “That’s all I’m gonna say to you. That’s it.”

“We love them and their music, but you see, he’s a dude,” Dye responded when asked about his comments. “He doesn’t know what it’s like to be a woman, or to be the girl in these songs.”

my friend best friend sent me a snes game…dkc4 it was covered in deep red blood. i thoguht knothing of it……….no sooner had I put the game in my copmputer that ODD things began to happen. tnis must be a romhack….i thought. suddenly an ungodly shape appeared in my game. i was trembling but it was just game. then it happened. uh eh uh e uh e dark kong screamed swinging on the vine while jacking off naked. it wast just a game but also real life!!! and i screamed but it was too late…i am dead now and if you dont reblog soon you will too

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Two amazing women singing about how women are portrayed in “bro country” songs.  This is country-fried feminism and I am HERE FOR IT.

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HERE ALL CHARACTERS OF SSB4 AND THEIR FRANCHISE:

  • Super Mario Bros Series (7 characters) (*note: if you wanna count with Yoshi and Wario that they spin-off same series … that make 9 characters)
  • Donkey Kong Country (2 characters)
  • Kirby Series (3 characters)
  • The Legend of Zelda (5 characters)
  • Metroid Series (2 characters)
  • Pokemon (6 characters) (5 characters if you not count DLC of Mewtwo)
  • Fire Emblem Series (6 characters) (4 characters if you not count the two DLC of Roy and Corrin)
  • Kid Icarus (3 characters)
  • Mother Series (2 characters)
  • Star Fox Series (2 chracters)
  • Others Nintendo Representatives (10 characters) (12 character if you count others two mii fighters)
  • SEGA Representatives (Sonic the Hedgehog and Bayonetta) (only 1 if you not count DLC of Bayonetta)
  • Capcom Representatives (Megaman and Ryu from Street Fighers) (only 1 if you not count DLC of Ryu)
  • Bandai Namco (Pacman)
  • Square Enix (Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy VII) (if you wanna not count him because he is DLC)

Soo see all these… How are you about this roster and all characters?

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Favorite Relationships: The Baratheon Brothers (3/?)

“Why me, and not my brothers? Renly and his peach. In my dreams I see the juice running from his mouth, the blood from his throat. If he had done his duty by his brother, we would have smashed Lord Tywin. A victory even Robert could be proud of. Robert …” His teeth ground side to side. “He is in my dreams as well. Laughing. Drinking. Boasting. Those were the things he was best at. Those, and fighting. I never bested him at anything. The Lord of Light should have made Robert his champion. Why me?”

Canon Age of all characters  in SSB4

THESE MATERIALS ARE 90% CONFIRMED AND OTHERS 10% ARE INTERPRETATION OR APPROX.

note: all character age was mentions many wikias, magazine, trophy in SSB, manuals and tvtropes (in vague age). NOT BELIEVE IN WIKIPEDIA or another bad information. This only gonna mentions canon age in VideoGames, other material like anime, cartoon or etc are considered being Non-canon… also characters not gonna be mentions are all pokemon, R.O.B, Mr. Game & Watch and Duck Hunt.

another note: Apparently characters Aliens Humans or Anthropomorphic Animals (like Rosalina, Samus Aran, Star Fox, Star Wolf, all F-ZERO, all Pikmin and all Xenoblade)  ages are depends they location, blood and space-time to another place, theirs age are considered uncontable in human years, maybe are exceptions but Rosalina and Samus Aran are especials cased!!!

thanks for all sources and especially thanks for its0over9000 and zenjestrr.

  • Mario was confirmed 26 in his Japanese trophy description for Super Smash Bros. Melee. Luigi is his twin brother (but born after him, see in Yoshi’s Island) so he is also 26.
  • In Partners in Time. Peach couldn’t even walk as an infant and Bowser could talk as an infant, which the baby Mario Bros. can and can’t do, respectively, Peach is implied to be a year or so younger (around 25) and Bowser a year or so older (around 27).
  • Depend WHO Yoshi we talking about… The First/Original Yoshi (of Yoshi’s Island) s/he is about 40′s or 50′s year old.
  • Baby Yoshi or T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas (the Yoshi everyone know in all spin-off game, Super Mario World and born in Yoshi’s New Island) he is 25 years around (be same that Peach).
  • Wario be confirmed by nintendo be EX childhood friend of Mario (Super Mario Adventures is canon, apparently), that’s make him same age that Mario.
  • The Koopalings mention that Larry is stats to be the youngest of the Koopalings while Ludwig is said to be the oldest. The birth order for the five middle children was not confirmed, although as Larry is the first Koopaling of the first game and Ludwig is the last, the implication would seem to be that all seven Koopalings are fought in order from youngest to oldest (provided the player doesn't warp). Make this order: Larry, Morton, Wendy, Iggy, Roy, Lemmy and Ludwig.
  • Bowser Jr be baby of bunch of Koops Troops, while he presumably be younger or same age that Larry.
  • Rosalina is heavily implies that she has lived through the entire timeline of the universe multiple times, ensuring its rebirth every time it comes to an end. Make her age incalculable and lifespan and also she one’s oldest character all Nintendo besides of Hylian (TLOZ), Dyntos (Kid Icarus), Arceus (Pokemon), Zanza (Xenoblade).
  • While Gorillas and Chimpanzees live about 50 years in captivity (can live be more depend of situation); their life span in the wild is only about 35 years (like most animals, they live much longer in captivity). Although scientific said Human and Gorrilas/Chimpanzees agiing are the same but lightly different. New Donkey Kong can be around of 20’s years, Diddy Kong is 13-15’s years around and Cranky Kong (Original Donkey Kong) can be 50’s or more.
  • He certainly doesn’t look it, but Little Mac’s only 17.
  • Ice Climbers may be Kids, they may be adults in a cutesy artstyle, or anything in-between.
  • Link is based of his incarnation TP (with some elements SS) he’s 17 years old.
  • TP Princess Zelda is a source of common debate: Is she older than the roughly 17 year old Link or is it simply her stoic and mature personality that gives the impression? Althought her Japanese trophy description for Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Mentions she is 20-21 years old.
  • Due to the Triforce of Power’s influence, Ganondorf lives through several incarnations of Links and Zeldas—several hundred years, at the very least, and probably much longer—but he usually looks like a normal-ish 40-year-old human. Of course, it helps that he has been brought back from the dead several times.
  • Toon Link’s age in this game is among the most debated ages in the series, with estimates ranging from as young as 9 (from confirmations that Link in Ocarina of Time is 9 years old and because Link in The Wind Waker is supposed to be the same age as Link from Ocarina of Time) to as old as 17 (from the latter reason above). Most people, however, place his age at 12, using both the Nintendo Power guide for the game and trophy information in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
  • The games that follow The Wind Waker, namely The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass (same toon link)and The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks (his succesor), both made Link look rather young because of his chibi model (like Ice Climbers) but supposed be more older.
  • Stated that Ocarina of Time Young Link was 9 years old as a child. While Majora’s Mask mentions he much older, presumably about 13 around.
  • Samus Aran is often assumed to be in her late twenties or early thirties (especially considering how many “cute” and more youthful female characters there are on the roster), but most Metroid timelines place her at around her early-to-mid-twenties.
  • Sakurai said that Pit (along with other characters from his series) is probably centuries old, but was designed to look about thirteen. In his backstory, he became an angel at age 13, and as Uprising is 25 years after the original game, he’s at least 38.
  • While Palutena is young by goddess standards (around 23 in human years), she’s still thousands of years old.
  • Dark Pit like others characters is centuries old but in Uprising, he is only 3 year old (be one’s youngest character in kid icarus game).
  • Marth is 16 year old in Shadow Dragon (Melee/Brawl incarnation) While He’s 19 year old in Mystery of the Emblem (3DS/Wii U incarnation).
  • Roy is only 15 year old in The Sword of Seals (Melee). He looks slightly older in 3DS/Wii U, but it’s unclear how old he actually is (make him around 17-18 years).
  • Ike is 17 year old in Path of Radiance (Brawl incarnation). While he’s 20 year old in Radiant Dawn(3DS/Wii U incarnation).
  • Lucina is oldest all future children in FEA and she is around 18 years old
  • Avatar Robin also never mention, but depends in theirs game could potentially be the youngest/oldest Fire Emblem character, or just a really short/tall person. In 3DS/Wii U version, make both shorter than Lucina.
  • Kirby was described in the Manual of Kirby’s Dreamland to be a “little boy” but gave no age, and his age in games since then hasn’t really been touched upon.
  • King Dedede and Metal Knight are adults characters can be 30’s or more/less.
  • Fox Mccloud in Original Star Fox SNES version about 25 year old. In Reboot of 64, he is 18 year old (64/Melee Incarnation) and in Command, he’s 29 year old (Brawl/3DS/Wii U incarnation). BUT after reboot of reboot (Star Fox Zero) he age is for now a mystery…
  • Falco Lombardi in Original Star Fox SNES version about 28 year old. In Reboot of 64, he is 19 year old (64/Melee Incarnation) and in Command, he’s 30 year old (Brawl/3DS/Wii U incarnation). In Star Fox Zero not mentions his age… for now…
  • Wolf O’Donnellis 27 year old in 64 version and in Command, he’s 38 year old (Brawl incarnation). Star Fox Zero is same mystery like two adobe description…
  • Pokemon Trainer (aka Trainer Red) is about 11 year old (Brawl incarnation) not believe in pokeman animu, is everything but full bullcrap. In GSC and HGSS, he is 14 year old and in BW2, he is 16 year old.
  • Ness is about 13 year old (in USA version in final game, mentions he is now 14 year old)
  • Lucas never mentions his age, but he approx. 12-14 year old.
  • Captain Falcon (Douglas Jay Falcon) is 36 year old in F-Zero X and 37 year old in F-Zero GX.
  • Villagers are equally vague (like ice climbers and too link by chibi-style). You look like a child but are implied to be an adult. The newest game has changed from Super-Deformed to a more lanky style, with mixed results. Super Smash Bros. 4 makes it even vaguer as they refer to Villager as a “young man”. He doesn’t have a voice so you can’t tell his tone either.
  • Captain Olimar is around 30’s (maybe same that Captain Falcon).
  • Despite his younger appearance, Alph is maybe around 18 years old (Alph is the second youngest of his siblings, of 12 siblings)
  • Wii Fit Trainers are looking be 20’s year around.
  • Shulk is 18 year old.
  • Pac-Man is around 30’s (like Olimar, both are parents)
  • Mega Man’s the second to third-oldest human-built Robot Master. Make him oldest than Roll and all Robot Masters in series.
  • Sonic The Hedgehog is 15 year old. In original manual mentions was 16 year old.
  • Solid Snake born in 1972. In MGS1 is 33 year old, in MGS2 is 35-37 year old and in MGS4 is about 42 year old. Althought Brawl incarnation is most complex (for composite with Big Boss), His age can be MG2 or is between of MG2 and MG4.
  • Ryu born in 1964. In SF is 23 year old, in SF Alpha series 23-26 year old, in SFII is 29, in SFIV is 30 (3DS/Wii incarnation) and in SFIII is 34-35 years old.
  • Cloud Strife born in August 11(Final Fantasy VII Ultimania Omega, p.014) or August 19(Final Fantasy VII European manual), 1986. Cloud is 21 year old in FF7 and he’s 23 years old in Advent Children.
  • Corrin/Kamui is like avatar robin. Depends his/her customizations but generally they’re are 16-18 years old.
  • Bayonetta born in December 19, 1411. Make her about 604 years old.
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Nintendo Wii U Games of Past, Present, and Future

I LOVE NINTENDO always put big brother as short and little brother as tallest

Here the PERFECT EXAMPLE ALL NINTEDO:

Mario and Luigi (Aka Mario Bros)

 another example female are (maybe you don’t know):

Dixie Kong and Tiny Kong (from Donkey Kong Country)

and so finally here this:

Here a FUNNY FACT about Koopalings: Larry was stated to be the youngest of the Koopalings while Ludwig was said to be the oldest. The birth order for the five middle children was not confirmed, although as Larry is the first Koopaling of the game and Ludwig is the last, the implication would seem to be that all seven Koopalings are fought in order from youngest to oldest. SO THAT MEAN…..

THAT’S RIGHT!!! LEMMY FREACKING KOOPA IS TO BE SECOND OLDEST BROTHER AFTER LUDWIG!!! THIS IS MY QUESTION NOW, HOW OLD ARE YOU, LEMMY??!!!!!