Bring me a shrubbery

A Tumbleshrub, if You Will.

Director: (talking about a scene in Les Mis) So the gate is going to turn probably six times during this scene and go back and forth between side of the gate.
ASM (me): uhh… are you going to want me in blacks for the show or a simple costume for all the scene changes?
Dir.: Probably blacks just to save (Costume designer) time.
(we start going through the scene moment by moment)
Dir: It will turn here… here… here.. 
ASM: I could dress up like a shrub for this scene and hang out by one side of it the whole time.. just a thought. I would make a good shrub. 
SM: That would make my night every show

*Submitted by tabzillarawr