Lily starts dating James Potter in early September.
It lasts three weeks.
She gently breaks up with him after he rearranges his entire
class schedule—changing his proposed majorfrom Criminal Justice to Discrete
Mathematics in the process—so that he can ‘spend more time with Sirius’.
James seems genuinely upset by the news.
“Is this about Sirius?” he bleats, slouching into the truly
ridiculous depths of his burgundy leather couch. “Because the cuddling—it’s,
like, super fucking no homo, okay,
there are hand checks and a bro code and the bro code clearly states that
morning wood is, like, subconscious,
right, you can’t blame us for—”
Abruptly, he cuts himself off, squinting at a platinum Crate
& Barrel candlestick like it might tell him exactly what was wrong with literally everything he’d just said.