Man Overboard: I miss my girlfriend.

The Story So Far: I hate my girlfriend.

Neck Deep: I hate my girlfriend even more.

New Found Glory: I miss my girlfriend, but I love my friends.

Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!: My girlfriend doesn’t realize the importance of having friends.

Motion City Soundtrack: I miss my girlfriend so I’m gonna self-medicate by drinking this bottle of Jack Daniels…

State Champs: My girlfriend doesn’t know a damn thing about me.

Four Year Strong: Who cares if I don’t have a girlfriend? I’m gonna rise up and prevail anyway, also where’s the pizza?

Green Day: I really fucking hate the government, so I dumped my girlfriend.

All Time Low: I’ve lost track of how many girlfriends I’ve had in the past year, also I’m covered in bras for some reason.

Real Friends: My girlfriend didn’t appreciate my sleepy eyes and bony knees, so she dumped me.

Saves The Day: I wrote a 600 word essay on why I can’t get a girlfriend.

Say Anything: I wrote a 1200 word essay on why I can’t get a girlfriend.

Brand New: I wrote my masters thesis on why I miss my girlfriend and can never get over her.

Yellowcard: My girlfriend gave me PTSD.

Joyce Manor: My girlfriend left me because I didn’t last that long in bed.

Tigers Jaw: Man, fuck having a girlfriend, what’s the point?

Sum 41: I act as if I don’t want a girlfriend, but I’m secretly very lonely and dislike being single.

The Wonder Years: I don’t have a girlfriend, but I really hate my town.

A Day To Remember: I hate my girlfriend AND my town.

Blink-182: I fucked ur girlfriend in the ass, lol xD