Wow. When I first opened this bottle I feel like I heard Boys II Men singing “End Of The Road” while a rainbow made of Air Heads shot across the sky and George Clooney and Brad Pitt just sat there looking at me clapping because this is that good. My sister kicks way more ass than your stupid sister does and she picked me a bottle of this straight from the source in Brussels and luckily she made it home safely without meeting any deranged terrorists but she did get to witness the female version of the statue featured on this bottle, the squatting girl. You heard that right, Brussels has a girl statue squatting and peeing. Take a second to process that. This beer is another unicorn for me because I’ve been wanting to taste this forever and clearly it was well justified because this just made the inside of my mouth smile. I didn’t even know that was possible until today but it just happened. This has a great smooth tart flavor to start with some floral hops and funk joining in towards the middle before a hefty sour flavor joins in inducing some serious twitch before mixing and mellowing at the end. I feel like when you look this style up in the dictionary it should just have a picture of this beer just like if you look up the term “has-been” it should just feature a picture of the band Harvey Danger. I really just wanted to make a Harvey Danger deference because I don’t want people to forget how amazing the song “Flagpole Sitta” is and hopefully this review can also serve as a reminder how good this beer is. If you are a bastard you already know you need to try this so I’m not going to even try and build a case as to why. As for you newbies, starting with this would be like climbing Mount Everest from the top down so you might want to start elsewhere before you go right for the king of the hill. Cheers!
Fuck society, you people make me sick,” said Aniston on the Today show. “While you idiots are talking about this Brangelina bullshit, you’re ignoring what just happened yesterday with Terence Crutcher. An unarmed black father of four was driving home from college when his car broke down. The police showed up and shot him while both of his hands were in the air. This was all caught on video, which you can easily watch on the Internet. But instead, no, none of you will do that. You will instead focus on the fact that a celebrity couple is going through a divorce. Fuck you. The same people that get super offended and lose their minds over whether or not an athlete takes a knee during the National Anthem don’t give two shits when an innocent person is executed with video evidence. They always say that it ‘needs more investigation.’ What is the matter with people? Do they not have souls? This country needs to get its shit together, stop shooting its citizens, and stop focusing on stupid nonsense so much.