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Television: Pretty Little Stevens.

Steven Universe makes one giant leap for show-kind up to No. 6
☆ Here’s one truth revealed about Pretty Little Liars: It’s back at No. 10.

Originally posted by estufar

Movies: American Buttsbuttsin.

American Assassin is killin’ it, debuts at No. 6.
⬇︎ Don’t mean to make you feel bad, but Your Name falls ten to No. 19.

Music: The Boys are back in town.

Paramore makes a stunning return to No. 3 after falling on Hard Times.
Fall Out Boy (No. 6)  teased their fans until they turned Purple in the face.

Celebrities: You know them, you love them. Celebrities!

Dylan O'Brien is back at No. 1. Will he be able to maintain his reign next week?
⬇︎ Hayden Christensen falls an unlucky seven to No. 17.

Originally posted by ohhdylanobrien

Games: High scores, low scores.

Bendy and the Ink Machine releases a second chapter, leaps six to No. 3
⬇︎ Mystic Messenger (No. 6) gonna turn on its read receipts. It’s falling, falling, falling.

Web stuff: Fresh Youtube meat!

Christine Sydelko of Elijah & Christine debuts at No. 13.
Philip DeFranco, the titular host of The Philip DeFranco Show, debuts at No. 19.

Hey. HEY. Hey.

We have a surprise for you next week. We don’t want to spoil it, but it involves fandom categories. New fandom categories. Brand new fandom categories that you’ve been asking about. You literally asked for this, Tumblr.

Originally posted by chasingskeleton

What SVTFOE Season 2 has Done to our Sweet Children
  • Marco: Stepped her toe out the closet; it was a magical experience for everyone involved. Acquired 16 years of badassery training. Lost her best friend/source of summer fun overnight.
  • Ludo: Gained the father figure he always wanted for two entire days, and it only cost him his soul.
  • Star: Was slowly stripped of her capacity to chill and learned to access the Avatar State of Emotional Breakdowns on command in the process.
  • Jackie: Promoted from bland love interest with two lines to lesbian stereotype love interest and walking plot device. Wanted to try a go at the fabled childhood friend romance, but got roped into an angsty love triangle instead. 100% did not ask for her life to turn into a soap opera, what the hell, Cupid?
  • Tom: Got two (2) homoerotic episodes. Left the rest to the fanfiction writers.
  • Kelly: Made her first appearance and broke up with her boyfriend 6,784 times.
  • Janna: Lives and breathes off Marco being upset, but has discovered her one weakness: Star being upset.
  • Heinous: Took her boyfriend to a couple of /clubs/ last month. [90s laugh track]
  • Eclipsa: I was FROZEN today!
  • Moon: All_of_my_Friends_are_Dead.jpg
  • Toffee: ["The Boys Are Back in Town" plays on repeat for 10 hours]