Everything’s the same excpet instead of lying Neil tells the truth and nobody believes him… can you imagine though?
Person: What happened to your face?
Neil: It’s a long story involving the yakuza, my gangster dad and a dashboard lighter.
Person: Fuck off. Why can’t you ever give a straight answer Josten?
Neil: Uh, because I’m super gay for this psychotic dwarf called Andrew Minyard?
Person: I fucking give up.
And all this with a Boston accent for some reason.