I spent the last hour and a half blanking out portions of anime descriptions of the top 10 anime on crunchyroll right now, seeing how closely I could condense the plot.

In order from top to bottom:

In the middle of nowhere, there is a man who has been just killing goblins. A priestess just become a new adventurer, and ends up in trouble.
(Goblin Slayer)

Boruto: Son of Naruto, but less.
(Boruto)

Monkey D. Luffy is one captain who’ll never give up until he’s eaten the Legendary One Piece!
(One Piece)

Virtual Reality: Generic, However, fun.
(Sword Art Online)

A teenage girl is determined to be a fairytail guild fan less.
(Fairy Tail)

In a world where magic is everything, magical powers; the only one in this world without any, gets rare magic. Giving up is an option! …less…
(Black Clover)

Corporate worker is a slime!
(That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime)

High School Archery Club is wig because he has developed a terrible dysfunction regarding archery.
(Tsurune)

France suffers a crushing defeat at everything.
(Ulysses: Jeann d’Arc and the Alchemist Knight)

It was me, Dio Brando!
(JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure)