TL:DW VIXX MV's Edition
Super Hero: Back Poppin. Leo’s shirt showed off the goods. Hongbin forgot to brush his hair…or wash it…or condition and Ken kept reaching for the camera.
Rock Ur Body: Girl in tablecloth dress goes to an abandoned arcade and plays the lamest video game ever because all it is, is watching 6 boys dance and sing. Boys come out of game and start playing with girl in some kind of “Inception-like” reality while she awkwardly stares straight at us.
On & On: World War Whatever type chicks kidnap Vixx and send them to another planet where they do Michael Jackson style zombie dances to save a Kendall Jenner lookalike all while wearing fabulous eye makeup and contacts.
Hyde: Ravi’s English was cringe but his hair had mathematical precision. The eye shadow was applied generously by a 5 year old and Demon Angel wings were utilized just because why not?
G.R.8.U: Why go forward in life when you can just go back to fix your mistakes? Photo collage outfit changes. TV rapping and “Heavenly” dancing. Amazingly no bleach was injured in the washing of their clothes.
Girls Why: Ken slapped a fish. Realities were meant to be crossed. Love is fickle but sock puppets are always faithful. The girls were not the typical standard of beauty and that was amazingly refreshing.
Only U: Beautiful spanish guitars to compliment their voices in Stockholm as they pine over an old girl while they already have a new one. Featuring preppy suits and an overload of Instagram style filters.
Voodoo Doll: Girl who should be outside smelling the roses, decided to engage in her house of horrors and do disgusting experiments on the boys. Constant stabbings, piercing and broken glass arms. Slight credibilty lost once the voodoo doll started moving and you realized where the budget DIDN’T go.
Thank You for Being Born: Happy birthday to everyone! Try not to cry while we show cute scenes of us being friends while we vocally slay your ears.
Eternity: This girl is flaky and doesn’t know if she wants to stay or go, so they climb into a clock and dance for her love, but she still disappears because their body shimmies made her feel awkward, and she didn’t get why there was lightening indoors.
Error: Watch it. Watch every single heart wrenching moment. Watch a “man” love someone so much just to lose them and when he finds a way to bring them back in some shape or form….he loses that too. A straight masterpiece that is slightly dampened by Ravi’s dumb hat.
Chained Up: Vixx decided to get personal and let us know just how they like to be treated (in bed). I mean if you’re already wearing a suit there’s no point for a shirt so why wear one? Brought the dog collar trend back into every risqué kpop video. Chained Up with no actual chains so… I may be missing something.
Love Equation: Moral of the story. Breaking up with your boo thang is hard so go kick it with your pals, because bros over hoes right?? The more you bond with the boys over forced ice cream coned and single player video games, the quicker you’ll get to a mended heart.
Dynamite: Illuminati Confirmed. Aesthetic scenes with lots of smoke. Ken completed his transition into a full on Barbie doll. Dance floor ownage and the massacre of innocent mannequins just trying to do their job.
Fantasy: When you breakup and take it wayyy too hard and create a beautiful dark fantastical tragedy inside your own mind, where escaping is no option. Crown thorns because love is a headache that makes you stand outside in the pouring rain.