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This video is one of my all time favorite videos in the world. Ugh.

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IS THIS WHAT YOU GUYS FRIGGIN WANT

Man Arrested for Possession of Marijuana, Stealing Miley Cyrus Blow Up Doll

FROM THE CORPUS CHRISTI POLICE DEPARTMENT

Corpus Christi police arrested 27-year old Lawrence Roberts Wednesday for possession of marijuana and a theft from an adult video store when he was stopped for riding his bicycle the wrong direction on the access road of I-37.

A Corpus Christi police officer saw Roberts ride his bicycle on the access road against the flow of traffic at 3 p.m. Wednesday and conducted a traffic stop. The officer discovered Roberts had marijuana in his pocket and arrested Roberts for possession of marijuana. The officer then discovered an inflatable life-size doll in the likeness of Miley Cyrus in a backpack carried by Roberts.

The officer knew of a theft at an adult video store located in the 7400 block of I-37, which was called in to police 10 minutes prior to the stop with Roberts. Another Corpus Christi police officer took the report from the store and learned that the Miley Cyrus inflatable doll, valued at $49.95, was stolen by a person who matched the description of Roberts.

The inflatable doll was returned to the store.

The officer issued a Class C citation for theft to Roberts because of the amount of the stolen merchandise and then delivered Roberts to the City Detention Center for the original charge of possession of marijuana.

*Editorial*

Well, It’s been a while but I’m back and I just had to drop this little news story. So this fine Corpus Christi millennial decided he was gonna ride his bike down to the local porn shop and steal himself a little fun for the evening…