anonymous asked:

@Kyle thought u said Cartman should lose some pounds? To me he is pretty much an unhealthy blob of cancer and diabetes.

He should be lighter. It’s healthy for him to be light. That doesn’t mean I think he’s hideous.
- Kyle

“Do you think the emoji car could hurt the blob somehow? The blob doesn’t have emotions, so it’d be confused by all of it.” - Griffin McElroy

What I’m saying is, run John over with the emoji car, best ending unlocked