• my brain usually: i can name what blink-182 song and what album it comes from within 5 seconds of hearing the opening i have the entire discography shoved within here
  • my brain when someone asks me what songs theyve done On The Spot: *acoustic guitar* iii, wanna fuck a dog in the ass

me: i have no idea why i’m single lol

friend: you’re single because you’re in love with that red-headed anime boy from that one app.


what the fook u mean “that red-headed anime boy” u lil shit