I just found one my favorite Blaster Al Ackerman pieces:
A LUTHER BLISSETT, CASF, “ACTIVITY”
DURING THE NEXT HEAVY SNOWFALL:
1.) Pick out a single snowflake to watch and follow it urgently with your eyes until it hits the ground.
2.) Do this again.
3.) Do this 27,000 times.
4.) Pull a small pen knife and menace passers by.
5.) Challenge them to tell if you are ghost or human.
6.) Make up a little chant about Dancing Your Animal and whisper it on the street and in theaters.
7.)Notice how small and cold and like porcelain your hand seems, besides the slashed seat cushions.
8.) Look inward and see what can be done about these great dark splashes that go unexplained in the snowy barnyard of your soul.
9.) Whip it.