1. Cards Against Humanity bought land on the border to prevent Trump building a wall. (Should they even have to do that?! Can we not have a normal president who enacts policies with Mexico so that we can have an open border with Mexico?)
2. Deadpool 2 trailer released. Yey!
3. Blake Shelton is sexiest man alive?! That dude’s a homophobe. Gross. Of course it’s People Magazine, NOT the arbiter of good taste.
Sexiest men alive:
Blair Underwood (he ain’t dead bitches)
Chris Hemsworth (I’ll give you any Hemsworth for that matter)
Evan Peters (but only if he would dump his violent girlfriend Emma Roberts)
Director - Andrew Niccol, Cinematography - Sławomir Idziak
“For someone who was never meant for this world, I must confess I’m suddenly having a hard time leaving it. Of course, they say every atom in our bodies was once part of a star. Maybe I’m not leaving… maybe I’m going home.”
Underwood discovered a genetic match with a man named Eric Sonjowoh who lives in Cameroon and is apparently a 10th cousin.
Thus Blair Underwood and his father went to Cameroon. The show made a big deal about “going home” yet it is unclear to me that this was home.
Yes, 27% of his DNA matched the Bamoun people of Cameroon, but 47% matched people who are from tribes found primarily in Nigeria and Ghana. There are likely thousands of genetic matches for Blair Underwood all over Western Africa (and also probably in Cape Verde, Brazil, the West Indies, and other places where the slave trade was rampant), what made Cameroon “home” was that a distantly-related Cameroonian kindly donated his DNA to Ancestry’s registry.