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anonymous asked:

Also, sorry for all the religious asks, I just feel you're smart in that category. As a lighter question, what's your favorite bird (aside from the obvious)? Mine are parrots, especially cockatiels. Parrots amaze with their mimicking ability, and cockatiels especially are totes adorbs! (sorry) -Halal Anon

Corvids. Always corvids. Jackdaws and crows and ravens. They’re awesome.

anonymous asked:

gage running from officer nate and andoy causing him to jump into the river then strip naked on live tv or Davy being chased by a angry bird ?

Uhhhhh Gage stripping on live tv I guess lmao

alexanderscorner  asked:

♚ (Gabi x Alex)

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1. Who is the early bird/ Who is the night owl? They both have jobs that mean a fairly early waking, so neither are really night owls, unless they have a day off.
2. Who is the big spoon/ Who is the little spoon? Alex is the big spoon.
3. Who hogs the cover/ Who loves to cuddle? Gabi hogs the covers and adores cuddling.
4. Who wakes the other one up with kisses? Gabi.
5. Who usually has nightmares? Gabi has her fair share of them. Flashbacks to her head injury mostly. 
6. Who would have really deep emotional thoughts at the middle of the night/ Who would have them in the middle of the day?  Both would be late at night. Usually after some wine.
7. Who sweats the small stuff? Gabi is a panicky woman.
8. Who sleeps in their underwear (or naked)/ Who sleeps in their pajamas? Gabi sleeps either in satin negligees or nothing. He sleeps in nothing.
9. Who makes the coffee (or tea)? Gabi
10. Who likes sweet/ Who likes sour? Gabi likes sour. Alex likes sweet.
11. Who likes horror movies/ Who likes romance movies? They both like sweet romances, but Gabi adores a good scary movie.
12. Who is smol/ Who is tol? Gabi is tol for a lady. He is average for a gent.
13. Who is considered the scaredy cat? Neither
14. Who kills the spiders? Alex
15. Who is scared of the dark? Gabi
16. Who is scared of thunderstorms? Gabi hates them, though normally because the noise makes her head hurt more than it scares her.
17. Who works/ Who stays at home? Both work.
18. Who is a cat person/ Who is a dog person? Gabi likes both. 
19. Who loves to call the other one cute names? Gabi calls him honey and sweetie.
20. Who is dominant/ Who is submissive? Gabi’s a sub
21. Who has an obsession (over anything)? Neither
22. Who goes all out for Valentine’s Day? Neither, it’s a commercial holiday
23. Who asks who out on the first date? Alex asks
24. Who is the talker/ Who is the listener?  Both talk a lot, and both are good listeners
25. Who wears the other ones clothes? Gabi loves taking his shirts. 
26. Who likes to eat healthy/ Who loves junk food? Gabi has a bit of an eating disorder, it comes from being hounded by her job to constantly look thin. So she eats healthy, and then will binge bad food. Alex is pretty healthy in his eating habits. 
27. Who takes a long shower/ Who sings in the shower? Gabi sings and takes long showers. And invites Alex to wash her back.
28. Who is the book worm? They don’t have a ton of time to read, but both have a book they read a couple pages of at bedtime
29. Who is the better cook? Gabi
30. Who likes long walks on the beach? Alex (fun fact: Gabi thinks the ocean is too big, that it scares her.)
31. Who is more affectionate? Gabi
32. Who likes to have really long (deep) conversation? They both do!
33. Who would wear “not guilty” t-shirt/ Who would wear “sin” t-shirt? Alex would wear sin…
34. Who would wear “if lost return to…” t-shirt/ Who would wear “I am…” t-shirt?
35. Who goes overboard on the holidays? Gabi
36. Who is the social media addict? Gabi loves her social media!
37. Height difference or age difference? They have about 3 inches between them. And Gabi’s 2 years older.
38. Who likes to star gaze? Alex
39. Who buys cereal for the prize inside? Neither
40. Who is the fun parent/ Who is the responsible parent? 
41. Who cries during sad movies? Gabi
42. Who is the neat freak? Alex
43. Who wins the stuffed animals at the carnival for the other one? Alex
44. Who is active/ Who is lazy? Both are active with periods of laziness
45. Who is more likely to get drunk? Gabi
46. Who has the longer food order? Alex
47. Who has the more complex coffee order? Gabi
48. Who loses stuff? Gabi
49. Who is the driver/ Who is the passenger? They switch
50. Who is the hopeless romantic?  Both!

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Pearl. You could not look anymore like a snotty older sister than you do right now.

Now all she needs to do is stick her tongue out and go “Na-na-na-na boo-boo!”

I was a little surprised at Garnet’s answer. I figured she would tell both of them to calm themselves. Amethyst needs to apply a little more self control, and Pearl needs to relax a little and not make a big deal out of something so small. I guess even Garnet isn’t always perfect.

Ugh, she’s so smug. Sometimes Pearl is an adorable little baby bird, and sometimes I really don’t like her. I guess that’s pretty similar to real life, eh?

Which reminds me, I’ve been wanting to talk about Garnet’s relationship with the Crystal Gems. I’ve said before how Pearl and Amethyst act like sisters- but where does that put Garnet? They both obviously look up to her, judging by the way (especially in this scene) they’re always looking for her approval. Even Steven was excited when she chose to bring him with her in Serious Steven. She’s obviously their leader, but I wouldn’t say in a parental way. She’s still occasionally on the same level as Amethyst or Pearl sometimes. I’m gonna say all three (four really, if you count Steven) act like young human siblings. The way they behave is similar to certain age groups: Garnet- A bit older and more mature than the others, doesn’t search for validation, and is looked up to: 16 years old. Pearl- Knowledgeable and likes to be right, seeks for approval a lot, an obvious middle-child: 12 years old. Amethyst- Rowdy, rambunctious, acts like she doesn’t care but secretly does, likes to push buttons: 10 years old. Steven- Baby of the family, is spoiled but always trying to keep up with his older siblings: 8 years old.

I’m anxious to see if this “model” I’ve put them in will continue throughout the series, or if I’m totally dead wrong.

LADIES, YOUR SON IS STUCK OVER HERE

OMG THEY LEFT HIM LIKE THAT ALL NIGHT

That looks hella uncomfortable