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Bill Cipher: “I agree Anon, I think it’s time to unfreeze time…Don’t want that Timelord on our asses again like last time…”

“Also I’m starting to feel pretty weak, and I know you feel it too, Stanley… We can’t hold it this long anymore, not without more training…”

“Put everything back in order, and we’ll chat more about Specs after you hang out with your family…”

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Who Gives a Spit?

                     

                                                                                      (Photo Credit: AP)

After this weekend’s Sudden Death playoff between Phil Mickelson, Keegan Bradley and eventual champion, Bill Haas, all anyone can talk about is spit, saliva and loogies.

Forget the fact that Haas’ stunning play led to his fourth PGA Tour victory. The morning headline on Monday was all about Bradley’s salivary glands and his spit-shot routine.

Bradley’s salivary glands got so much attention he even took to Twitter to apologize!

“Id like to apologize for my spitting,” Bradley tweeted. “It’s like a reflex, I don’t even know I’m doing it, but it’s a longtime habit I’ve got to try to conquer.”

Conquer? Really?

So cameras won’t cut to him before he hits a shot because it’s disturbing? Please…at least it’s not as disturbing as watching Sergio regrip his club 16 times!