Doodle of a new AU @mistrel-fox and I came up with…

Instead of erasing Stan’s memories to get rid of Bill, Mabel decides to pull another Gompers and Waddles. Instead of duct tape, she finds Celestabellebethabelle’s hair can trap Bill and his powers just as well! Now these two jerks gotta live with each other.

I dub this the Hair Tie AU

Edit: I think I’m gonna make a small change and say this AU happens once Bill manages to regenerate and escape from what happened in Weirdmageddon. And this was how the twins solved it a second time. 

So I went to the Journal 3 book signing at the Grove in West Hollywood today and was able to meet Alex Hirsch and Stephanie Ramirez! I remembered this tweet he made about Boss Baby’s poster, so I made a quip about it.

“Alex, I remembered that tweet you made about that poor Trump Baby with a nasty case of DreamWorks Face. It’s so contagious even your baby caught it!”

And then I showed him this, he seemed pretty surprised that it was a final still from the show.

I then asked him to draw a quick “DreamWorks Dipper” along with his autograph.

He said it was the worst Dipper he’s ever drawn.

AAAAAAAAAAAH!

HEY GUYS I FIGURED OUT THE LAST CLUE FOR CIPHER HUNT

I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE ALEX HID THE STATUE

LOOK CLOSELY:

IT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF US THIS WHOLE TIME

A Time Pirates Theory (SPOILERS)

(…AKA, Stan is not what he seems.  Again.I)

I have a theory based on the secret page of the new Time Pirates book, the one with the axolotl that Bill invokes in the finale for the show - who gives Dipper and Mabel some very interesting information about our favorite floating triangle and the terms of his resurrection (included under the read more.)

Basically:  I have a cool idea about how Bill is going to come back.  Or should I say, came back?  

((I would love to hear what y’all think.  Also, a big thanks to everyone I rambled to about this spoiler [most of whom I ended up tagging below ayy] as well as @fordtato for walking me through general spoiler theory post etiquette!))

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