• me, in the year 2040, getting ready for a fancy dinner party, standing in front of my antique gold vanity mirror, wearing a saint laurent f/w 2039 evening gown and cartier diamond earrings, taking a sip of champagne:what did you learn at school today, honey? :-)
  • my future child, laying on my king-sized bed with burgundy satin sheets:not much, in history we talked about the 2016 election. do you remember any of that?
  • me:drops my crystalline wineglass

i will sell out and post whatever content i need to to make money off of ads ill reblog food porn and tumblr girls smoking weed I DONT GIVE A FUCK