You start the rest of your life. Any dreams you have, or plans, or hopes for your future, I think you’re going to have to put that on hold. For the rest of your life you’re going to be looking over your shoulder. I’m just telling you this because I want you to know the truth.
Oh yes, you read that right! We went to a Romance Festival! And you know what? There wasn’t a bloody hot tube!
Like, what the hell?! I wanted hot steamy sex in a hot tub surrounded by candles and petals and Serena and Bernie feeling all flirty and… well…
The Romance Festival!
So I asked Serena… *cough*… Bernie asked Serena out on a date night and we decided that a trip to Albie’s a bar was in order. I’ve missed my girls and we needed a little R&R so we could regroup and… I’ve honestly lost my mind!
When we got to the bar, this is what we found. So I obviously said fuck you to the bar! Isn’t it pretty?
Did you spot Bernie and Serena? ZOOM IT IN REX!
Oh yeah, we see you!
So when Bernie and Serena managed to stop sucking each others faces (don’t ever stop sucking each others faces!) they made their way over to this weird looking fountain thing. What are these called? Anyway this drink is apparently ‘Sakura Tea’ which will get you in the mood for love…
I really don’t think Bernie and Serena need it, do you?
I mean just look at Bernie throwing rose petals over Serena!
Oh yeah gurl, you’re playing it right!
Oh she’s definitely playing it right! Get in there lass!
Our lovely ladies actually stayed out all night even though the festival ended at 1am. They didn’t get home until 5am! You dirty stop outs!! I’m so proud of you both!
Serena walked Bernie back to her flat when they returned home from the festival and obviously Bernie invited Serena to have lots of sex spend the night… or maybe it was the ‘Sakura Tea’. It wasn’t.
^^^^ that image right there is the moment Bernie suggested a little woohoo - aka the time Simsrena were the whole Berena fandom whenever we get a teeny tiny look between them at the minute. Or is that just me?
We ended… Bernie and Serena (if only it was we! I wouldn’t mind being in the middle of this) ended up the only way one should after attending a Romance Festival…
In bed… having lots of sex…
You guys better not get fired just because you had too much sex!
its so weird how whenever a new person becomes a public favorite (ex. bernie sanders, ruby rose), some people rush to look for receipts on the awful stuff that person has done ONLY so they can post it on tumblr like “THIS is the kind of person yall stay gassing up huh?? i bet yall are gonna ignore this :)”
like ok… thank you for sharing that info, we all needed to know that! but what was the point of being so snarky & assholeish about it?? as if it was common information ???
Albert Brooks as Bernie Rose in the film Drive Cinematographer: Newton Thomas Sigel Director: Nicolas Winding Refn
Here’s what I’m prepared to offer. You give me the money, the girl is safe. Forever. Nobody knows about her. She’s off the map. I can’t offer you the same. So, this is what I would suggest. We conclude our deal. We’ll shake hands. You start the rest of your life. Any dreams you have, or plans, or hopes for your future… I think you’re going to have to put that on hold. For the rest of your life you’re going to be looking over your shoulder. I’m just telling you this because I want you to know the truth. But the girl is safe.