Ben-Lewis

By far the best thing in Love Never Dies, or at least the Melbourne one, other than the genuinely good production and Devil Take the Hindmost, is BEN LEWIS’ FACE.

AND HIS INABILITY TO ENTER ANY ROOM, SAY ANYTHING, RECEIVE ANY INFORMATION WITHOUT MAKING A FACE LIKE >8C

PHANTOM CHRISTINE IS IN NEW YORK >8C

PHANTOM, YOUR MILK HAS GONE OFF >8C

PHANTOM YOU ARE IN A CRAPPY SEQUEL >8C

He has a face like Brian Blessed’s voice.