New York Daily News reports that Ben Cohen, co-founder of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream created a new flavor named “Bernie’s Yearning” and gave out samples to gathered New Yorkers in Manhattan, March 31st. Cohen says that he is not planning on making a Trump themed treat, but he noted that a deli in Burlington created a sandwich in honor of the Republican candidate: “it was three pounds of baloney between two slices of white bread.”
BEN SANDWICH: Oh man, we’re doing this story again?! How many times have we done this, Matt?! A HUNDRED THOUSAND? SCHNEIDER: He’s yelling again. Stop the yelling. BEN SANDWICH: You know how can I learn so much every week, AND STILL BE SO STUPID? SCHNEIDER: Oh make him stop, make him stop! MATT: Okay okay, we’ll get the writers to fix it. Come on Ben, we got the best writers in town! BEN SANDWICH: Yeah that’s all I hear, Matt! THEY’RE YOUNG! THEY’RE HIP! THEY’RE FUN! HEY! DO YOUR JOBS! Oh what’s wrong, did I hurt your feelings? Good! Because you know what this script is? IT’S POOPY!