Ben Burton

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Batman in Film (1966-2018)

  • Batman the Movie - July 30, 1966
  • Batman- June 23, 1989
  • Batman Returns - June 19, 1992
  • Batman Forever - June 16, 1995
  • Batman & Robin - June 20, 1997
  • Batman Begins - June 25, 2005
  • The Dark Knight- July 18, 2008
  • The Dark Knight Rises - July 20, 2012
  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice - March 25, 2016
  • The Batman - TBA 2019

what do you mean there are people who just like bands/musicals/books/movies? they don’t make fan accounts, edits or write fanfiction about it?? don’t get obsessed over it?? is that even possible??!

Dates Gone Absolutely Wrong in Eerie Crests

  • Poppy and Parker once went on a nature trail and a couple birds flew down and Poppy was feeding them, was very cute and all until Poppy looked over and Parker was smiling through a swollen face and loud heaving with a bird on his shoulder (If you didn’t know Parker is allergic to birds)
  • Malek took Ben on a date to the beach once and it was going perfect and they saw a huddle of baby turtles running to the ocean and Ben was Living™ until a seagull came and picked one up by the head causing a crying fit for about an hour and thirty minutes from Ben
  • Anyone going on a date with Noah is just A Mistake™
  • Once Greg agreed to go on a Thriller Throwback movie date with Noah and it was already awkward being that Greg is Greg, but then the title of the first movie comes on, The Birds, and Greg quite literally has to sit there with his eyes closed for 2 hours hoping Noah doesn’t look at him and at one point he peaks out to see if it’s over and he literally lets out a high pitched shriek (Noah never lets him live it down for the rest of their lives and yes, Greg is canonically afraid of birds)
  • Ari and Phoebus went on a date to the aquarium once so that Ari could go touch the Manta Rays in the big open tank they have where the rays come flooshing by the sides and you can pet their flappy wing things. Well, Phoebus saw someones service dog walking by and accidentally bumped into Ari to go pet it, causing Ari to fall into the Manta Ray tank as they had been leaning down to touch one
  • Poppy and Sara were just snuggling one morning as a breakfast date and Poppy promised to make breakfast for the two of them, so after 20 mins of fumbling in the kitchen Poppy comes out with her toaster strudel concoction and Sara loves her too much to not eat it, but after about 5 mins Sara is barreling to the bathroom and proceeds to vomit
  • Charlie asks Paulina on a date once and they go and have a great time and the Mood For Romance™ is ripe all up until they run into the baseball team hanging out and they absolutely embarrass the shit out of Charlie despite the many signals she sends them to Go. The. Fuck. Away. and while Paulina is laughing and not looking miserable, Charlie is just dead inside because of course these Heathens would come kill her chance for romance kms kms
  • Blake and Tyler go out for ice cream and to talk about soft gay boi literature things and it’s all sweet and Blake is actually smiling and Tyler is loving it all up until Blake spots Dallas and Malek across the street, heading into the ice cream shop like THEY’RE on a DATE TOO? The mood is completely killed, and of course they come over to talk to them and Blake is 10/10 the Worst™ and just keeps trying to one up Dallas every chance he gets 
    Later Tyler agrees with Malek that they will preschedule any future dates to avoid ever seeing each other during said date time
  • Malek and Dallas once went on a camping date in The Forest and it was absolutely great and all until Malek went missing and was never found again

LMAO I’m not sorry at all these are hilarious (was the last one too soon???) honestly I’m gonna have to think of more as time goes on because these high school misfits aren’t gonna stop fucking up and acting foolish anytime soon kms Lord save them 

Breaking News: BEN AFFLECK SORRY FOR GROPING HILARIE BURTON As More Inappropriate Vid Surfaces

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Ben Affleck is apologizing for apparently groping former MTV host-turned-actress Hilarie Burton, but he’s also dealing with another, arguably worse video of himself and a female reporter.

The incident came to light when former “Total Request Live” host tweeted, “I didn’t forget” in response to a fan tweeting Ben “also grabbed Hilarie Burton’s breasts on TRL once. Everyone forgot though” back in 2001.

Ben tweeted an apology on Wednesday saying, “I acted inappropriately toward Ms. Burton and I sincerely apologize.”

Ben’s come under fire since Rose McGowan put him on blast for acting like he didn’t know about Harvey Weinstein’s rampant sexual harassment.

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Burton, who was 21 at the time, tweeted an MTV clip where she joked about the incident with Ben, saying, “He comes over and tweaks my left boob.”

Another video has also resurfaced from 2004 – in which Ben gets a Canadian TV host to sit on his lap while his hands are all over her. Ben told her, “They would like the show better if you did it topless, wouldn’t they?”

Also, around the 4 minute mark, Ben mocks people with Cerebral Palsy. It’s bad.

He’s yet to say anything about this incident.

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Spring Awakening at Lincoln Center Theatre in 2005 Audio. Enjoy!