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bearsetc  asked:

CRANKSHAFT, HALLSY, EBS, GRETZKY, MARIO LEMIEUX (are we allowed to ask more than one?)

GREEDY.

Crankshaft:

ew gross | alright | oh hey | damn boy | flawless | OH SWEET LORD TAKE ME NOW

I DON’T UNDERSTAND MYSELF. I am usually super not into bulky dudes, but… yeah. MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE I’M HORMONAL AND LUSTING AFTER QUALITY REPRODUCTIVE MATERIAL.

WAS THAT AN OVERSHARE?

Hallsy:

ew gross | alright | oh hey | damn boy | flawless | OH SWEET LORD TAKE ME NOW

Taylor Hall is literally the opposite of my type and I don’t want to talk about it.

Ebs:

ew gross | alright | oh hey | damn boyflawless | OH SWEET LORD TAKE ME NOW

This vote is 70% he’s just adorable and 30% that workout video. If you haven’t seen that workout video you should go watch it now. I’ll wait.

I SHOULDN’T EVEN BE ANSWERING THESE TWO SEPARATELY BECAUSE OTP. They are one in my mind, and I hate all of you, and them, and the entire Oilers organisation in equal measure.

Gretzky:

ew gross | alright | oh hey | damn boyflawless | OH SWEET LORD TAKE ME NOW

Extreme competence is sexy okay. Like, it can take almost any guy and make him super-hot. (has to be decent looking to begin with though so sorry about your life Phil Kessel) and like, A) Gretz was more then decent looking and B) Gretz was more then just competent, even extremely confident.

maybe not like, today? but say, 20 years ago? TOTALLY

Mario:

ew gross | alright | oh hey | damn boyflawless | OH SWEET LORD TAKE ME NOW

Mario Lemiuex is a little odd-looking, yeah? Like he has this strange mafiosa/bouncer-ish vibe too him?

Just me?

Like, not saying I wouldn’t. I still totally would, and none of y’all can judge me one smidge, but like, just putting it out there.