bike shorts are NOT PANTS
+ cycling. everywhere. every day.
+ competitive dancing and intramural sports
+ tagalog 4 life
+ what happens in Band does not stay in Band
+ lowkey regretting Engineering :)))) hey who’s up for ultimate frisbee–
+ antagonizing cal by impaling teddy bears atop The Claw. they actually bleed dye. the waters turn red for a week.
+ activism. not the kind that has him squatting in trees tho. are those guys still there???
+ biochem was a Mistake
+ haha what are hobbies please see “biochem”
+ avoiding the student union at all costs because the particularly crazy homeless just always seem to hone in on him
+ SCREW. THIS. HILL.
+ not too busy to paint bear prints up and down stanford’s dumb tower sTOP SACRIFICING INNOCENT TEDDY BEARS, WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK
who even has the goddamn axe anyway???