Be-With-You-For-The-Rest-Of-My-Life

im at my friends house, she’s pretty rich. like really rich. but we have been friends for like 12 years. But she tells me to order pizza and that she will pay. So hell yeah ll oder pizza. She said she will be right back she has to go to the store and tosses a small box at me. She said there should be enough for a tip in there. and that she wouldn’t care if i pocketed the rest, its just been sitting around anyways.

im a bit confused but figure there is money inside so whatever

what the fuck thats a lot for pizza.

WHAT THE FUCK SHE TOSSED $2,000 AT ME LIKE IT WAS NO BIG DEAL FOR ME TO ORDER PIZZA BTCH IM BUYING ME 6 PIZZAS AND TAKING 5 HOME SO I CAN ACTUALLY EAT FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE.

BITCH! THIS PIZZA DUDE GETTING THE BEST DAMN TIP OF THEIR LIFE 

YOU KNOW WHAT IM TAKING THAT PIZZA DELIVERY PERSON OUT FOR A FUCKING PARTY. YOU FUCKING TOSS THIS AT ME YOU DAMN WELL KNOW IM GOING TO GO BUY ME A HOUSE AND PAY OFF STUDENT LOANS AND INVEST IN THE STOCK MARKET AND BUY SOME GOLD AND SAVE SOME RARE WILD LIFE AND HAVE ENOUGH LEFT OVER TO NOT ONLY BE SET FOR RETIREMENT BUT TAKE THAT FUCKING PIZZA PERSON OUT FOR THE NIGHT OF THEIR LIFE.

OK SO I JUST SAW THIS GIF RIGHT. And I’ve seen it a million times.  But I decided to cap it, to see the angle of the shot 

AND LOOK AT THIS

Even if my angle is slightly off, like, 95% of the brain is above that trajectory.  Some serious damage to that beautiful face, yes (◕︿◕✿) , but dead?

Not a chance.

   And that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

i wrote this piece before meeting my now partner. when i was ready for love i used to write #anote2self entries [daily] + put what i wanted to come to fruition out into the universe. not long after writing this particular one i met ryan on twitter. never did i think anything would come of it. he was in LA, i was here in MD and my expectations were not high (or low for that matter). i was actually really opposed to the whole “social media” dating thing. mainly because it hadn’t worked for me in the past. however, i am very happy that i opened my heart and mind to meeting someone in an unconventional way. 2 years later here we are!
with that being said-

it’s extremely important that we put out good vibrations and that we do so with pure intent when seeking life changes. if you are constantly negative, impatient + doubtful about things you want rest assured that you will not see or experience any different energy shifts in your life. i say that from experience, i was a negative nancy for years. negativity got me nowhere; it wasn’t until i changed my attitude that everything else came full circle.
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in relation to the passage pictured: if you are looking for love but not “finding it” it’s time to stop looking outward and start looking inward. i say this often: we are what we attract. take that how you may and apply it to what you are currently going through. whether you are ready for love or not, a new career, a better outlook on life in general or anything else in between, you must make some internal changes before you reap the benefits. sow seeds of good intention, mean well, do well + let time work in your favor.
what i learned before being partnered is this: there is no rush to being in love because the love being crafted for us will wait its turn. fix yourself first and foremost.

book 1: words from a wanderer | page 26

Bill, when I got your letter, I was at the Co. CP. Of course, everyone was interested to hear from you. Well, they said read it out loud. Well, the Co and the rest of company headquarters were there. I got halfway through and started to cry in front of all the guys. I just had to take off, Bill. Boy, I never felt so hollow inside in all my life. From now on when you write, please… leave anything about your leg out of my letters. Just do it as a favor for me. I guess I’m not near as good a man as I thought I was. […] All the guys told me how you took it cooler than anybody yet. Laying there shooting the shit when you were hit like that. Some guys about shit when they get nicked with a bullet and you get hit like that and just shoot the shit. Well, I just want to tell you right now, you’re so much better of a man than I am it isn’t even funny. I don’t mean only in combat either. You’re better than any officer or EM I’ve ever seen or ever will. You’re the first guy whom I’ve ever met I could hit it with and it’s just because you’re such a swell guy… For God’s sake, Bill, don’t let it get you down… I know you’re the kind of guy who will see it through to the end… I expect to have a lot of fun when we get back to the States. Buddy, we’ll rip her apart when I get back.
—  Johnny Martin in a letter to Bill Guarnere, January 12, 1945

last time my mom brought up church with me it was, “your brother keeps asking why you don’t go to church, so i really need you to start coming with us now that you’re living at home again.”

like

my baby brother asking a question is NOT a legitimate reason for me to go to church????? seems more like you need to be a parent and have a religion discussion with him????

it’s not even that i don’t believe. i grew up in that church. it was my family when my family wasn’t. it was everything to me. i wouldn’t trade those memories for the world. retreats, weekends, mission trips, all of our adventures through God. They’re beautiful and I’ll cherish them for the rest of my life, but it didn’t stay that way. Me not going to church isn’t a new thing. I started falling out with my youth group my senior year of high school. There were many reasons. I still go to church with my family on holidays out of respect. But it’s been over 4 years since I haven’t felt connected. That has nothing to do with my religion. Religion and church can be two separate things. You don’t have to show up every Sunday to say you believe in God. You don’t have to read the bible to have faith in a higher power. I just can’t get behind the direction my old church has taken. I can’t sit in the front row pew with my family and act like I’m connecting to the service each Sunday. It’s actually literally (and pathetically too) impossible for me to stay awake. My head nods so hard. I can’t do anything to keep myself awake, I always find myself struggling to keep my eyes focused halfway through the service.

I just. Idk man. I wish my parents would understand. I wish it didn’t have to be a fight. I wish my mom wouldn’t use my baby brother as a guilt trip excuse to try and get me to feel bad/and go to church. 

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“That thing, that moment, when you kiss someone and everything around becomes hazy and the only thing in focus is you and this person and you realize that that person is the only person that you’re supposed to kiss for the rest of your life, and for one moment you get this amazing gift and you want to laugh and you want to cry because you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared that that it will go away all at the same time.” - Never Been Kissed

This quote made me think of my OTP, Captain Swan

Being Trans is such a crazy experience.

I have to go to a therapist so I can prove I am Trans enough.

So that the therapist will write a letter to a doctor saying “Yeah, he’s Trans enough”, so that doctor will give me hormones my body NEEDS.

And then I keep having to prove my transness so my therapist and another psychiatrist can say “Yes, you are Trans enough!” So they will write more letters telling ANOTHER doctor that yes, please chop the fat sacks off his cest because he is Trans enough for that. Etc. Etc.

And for the rest of my life I will have to keep proving my manliness to every new person I let into this world of mine.

When did this–how did–who–WHAT??

O.O Wow. 200 whole people out there!

I am so COOL now!

I know this is because of the Colts & Quills Family. So  skidaddle-o3o, @coltsandquills, beakaleak32, crowley-is-my-homeboy, hidingfrommychildren, spnjensenlove02, mamapeterson, sammit-janet, jessica-bones-winchester, @climbthatmooselikeatree, breaksuperwhobad, rizlow1, eyes-of-a-disney-princess, snarky-fangirl, gnaist, sweetasscas, geeklibrarian, obsessiontisanoblething, misswhizzy, hides-in-the-shadows, nova0418, eatit-twilight, @yuisheart, and all the rest– thanks.  You guys have all made my life so much more fun! I’m sure 200 people would never have found my blog if it wasn’t for you. 

Also. Special shoutout to @sammyhale, whose reblog of this post probably what caused these last few followers to find me–

and special thanks to badassfreckles, my Lucky #200!

anonymous asked:

Akashi asking Mibuchi to marry him in front of rakuzan+kagami. (Cause mibuchi is his bae and deserves more love~)

Kagami happened to be visiting Rakuzan since Kuroko asked him to deliver something to Akashi since he had something to do that weekend. Kagami reluctantly agreed and held the package awkwardly in his hand, which he handed to Akashi. When Akashi opened it, his eyes lit up. “Wonderful, Tetsuya chose well.” Kagami raised an eyebrow, completely confused.

However, his suddenly dropping to one knee in front of all his teammates scared the hell out of everyone. Did he get hurt? Kagami stumbled over to help him but Akashi had a look of determination that kept everyone away except for Mibuchi. The brunette stared at Akashi with wide eyes. “Mibuchi Reo, you are the love of my life. I have known that since the first day I met you and, although this may seem clichéd, I’d like to tell you how wonderful you are. There’s nobody else I would spend the rest of my life with other than you. Will you marry me?”

Whispers flooded the gym as everyone stared at the couple in confusion. Mibuchi crying out ‘yes’ and hugging Akashi was the cue for everyone to start cheering. Nebuya grabbed Mibuchi and ruffled his hair. “Good for you, man! I knew this was coming! I knew it!” He barked out a loud laugh.

Hayama skipped over to Akashi and hooked an arm around his neck. “Ne, Akashi, I didn’t know you could be such a romantic! Congratulations!”

Mayuzumi offered his congratulations as well, shaking Akashi and Mibuchi’s hands firmly. “I hope you two play it safe but make sure to stay together, alright?”

The rest of the team gathered around them, offering their feelings and shaking hands and hugging. Akashi smiled. He actually smiled. Everyone was shocked but was excited that perhaps the emperor’s heart had melted.

Meanwhile, Kagami stood on the sidelines, wondering what the hell just happened.

ominousdeer asked:

Imagine 20 years later, when Bioware will change their staff several times over and Dragon Age will be long gone as a franchise, they'll announce a secret short DLC to one of their older games to appeal to people's nostalgia, and it will turn out to be a DLC about nothing but hugging Anders

I would buy that DLC so fast you have no idea and then I would probably spend my days hugging anders. literally just hugging anders for the rest of my life

anonymous asked:

I'm a Capricorn so therefor very picky about relationships. I've never met anyone who I would want to date, and spend the rest of my life with (and I really hope that doesn't sound snobbish.) I have this perfect (for me) person in mind, and I'm terrified that I'll never meet someone like that. I don't wanna settle for anything less, because anything less and I wouldn't be happy. And if they do exist, there's a huge possibility they won't like me. I'm just upset over it and I shouldn't be.

Sometimes the list in our head just doesn’t cut it in real life. You may one day get your tall, dark and handsome but will eventually realise that although that’s what you asked for, it’s not what you truly wanted or needed. Whether you believe it or not, we meet certain people for a reason. You need to give someone a chance, because they might surprise you.

Reasons why my cat is the best:

He genuinely loves belly rubs (it isn’t a trick to rip your hands up), he purrs all the time (I used to be worried it was because he was in pain, but he seems to just genuinely be pretty psyched on life), when you pick him up and walk by the top of the fridge where his toys are kept he reaches out to them desperately, he waits until I pat my lap in the morning before jumping on it–so polite, you can hold him like a baby or even upside down (though you shouldn’t), if he could live in a box the rest of his life he would, and last but not least he lets you clip his claws easily without biting or hissing.

(Oh! I forgot one, we play this game where I toss him as far as I can–though not violently, just sort of a little leap for him–and he runs back and waits to be picked up so he can be tossed again.)