Be my best friend plz

Okay so today I explained to my therapist what Lazytown was.

He looked it up on his phone and watched the beginning of an episode and thought it was amazing.

We then moved off that topic and started talking about my birth certificate name (because I’m a transguy) & discussing all that jazz. Then he asked my middle name and I told him. (Its a very girly middle name) So we brainstormed other middle names I might have when he looked at me in excitement and was like:

“OMG Change it to Sportacus! tHAT WOULD bE AMAZING.”

I am seriously dying of laughter wtf.

Please form a bond like this with your therapist.

I’ve had crushes and hopeless dreams, physical attractions and infatuations, and pure feelings of want and desire, but never have I been so deeply and througholy in love with someone, until now.
—  you’re different

Old friends, please do me a favor if you have the bandwidth. You know @kyrieanne and I have been working together for the last three years on various projects. I love her dearly. She’s incredibly compassionate and patient in ways that I wish I were. The world would be a better place if more people like her. Anyway. She’s having an absolute shit day. A lot of people she loves are going through really hard, heartbreaking things and if you love her or any of her work, now would be a good time to remind her.

do you ever realize how crazy it is that tony and loki haven’t interacted since 2012 and there are still tons of people who ship it

asriela-dremurr  asked:

Hey mute on a scale of 1 to 10 how much would you rate Bonnie's tiddys? And Bonnie have you ever seen mute's you-know-what? *cough* and how big is it? *loud cough* plz don't kill meh mute. Ur like my best friend...

… Wrong Bendy. 

This is Mute’s brother, and you’ve visibly made him uncomfortable.

anonymous asked:

Hi, this is kinda sad but could I have a thing where 2-D's S/O loses a friend and they don't know how to deal with it i recently lost my best friend and yeh just feel kinda shit (and also with noodle plz cause I'm so gay for my japanese baby) thnks mum

(I’m sorry you lost a friend, anon, I know it’s hard. I’m here for you if you need to talk!)

2D: 2D has had friends come and go but he can’t remember ever being this upset, so he’s at a loss on what to do. He tries to be his normal gentle but encouraging self with you, telling you it’ll be alright in the end, and that he believed personally people came and went for reasons you aren’t always meant to understand. His surprising philosophy might not help you feel better, but he does at least tell you you can come to him if you need to talk about it.

Noodle: Noodle is deeply saddened to see that you’re so down about losing a friend, and doesn’t know whether she should take a tough love approach (telling you to cry, let out your feelings, and move on) or if she should just hold you and tell you that things will turn out okay. She tries a combination of both, letting you cry into her arms as she strokes your hair and tries to be positive about the future. 

anonymous asked:

plz help i just found out my best friend hates vriska with a burning passion

its too late for them. run while you still can

angels-ascent  asked:

m-my krussy???

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Once upon a time I wanted to make a vocaloid style song based on Luc being his ol’ yandere self where he basically talked about himself being a toy and loving it.

Then I looked up the price to buying the actual kit and went “fuck it I’m not paying like 100 bucks for something I won’t even be able to use properly”.

So here I am drawing this shit based on the song instead.

Niceu.

anonymous asked:

Okay advice plz? My crush is one of my best friends. Everyone on our track team says he likes me but idk. My best friend thinks so too. At a party I didn't go to, they played hotseat and he was asked if he likes me. When I tried vaguely asking about the party he told me that he answered all the questions with no... it sounds like he does like me but he is shy and rly sweet so it's hard for me to imaging him lying?! But this was over text so he very well could have?! Plz help lol

okay seriously like.. i think u should just tell him that u like him. honestly there’s no point in waiting, and if he likes u back, then great!! but if he doesn’t, then that rlly sucks. sometimes it’s better to just get things over with instead of worrying about them

anonymous asked:

Murdoc with a s/o that forgets so easily (fun fact: I once forgot my best friends name)

(My best friend barely remembers her birthday plz save her)

- he reminds you of everything constantly
-sets reminders on your phone
- writes on a calender
- texts you

holy heck i was tagged

Tagged by @dani-the-owl (im SORRY I FORGOT TO TAG YOU HERE )

~ rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 20 blogs you would like to know better ♡


☆ a - age: im honestly not comfortable revaling my age, sorry

☆ b - birthplace: Poland

☆ c - current time: 10:21 pm

☆ d - drink you last had: green ice tea

☆ e - easiest person to talk to: My best friend Amo

☆ f - favourite song: oh god no plz idk

☆ g - grossest memory: i dont really have one, but if i have to choose then its probably seeing a haikyuu kurotsuki doujinshi where tsukki was a child and was raped by kuroo. it was a nightmare.

☆ h - horror yes or horror no: YES

☆ i - in love?: nah

☆ g - jealous of people?: oh god too much

☆ k - killed someone?: almost myself, three times. lol

☆ l - love at first sight or should I walk by again?: uhh idk

☆ m - middle name: Magdalena

☆ n - number of siblings: 1

☆ o - one wish: i want Amo to have a happy life with me 

☆ p - person you called last: my mom

☆ q - question you’re always asked: “really?”

☆ r - reason to smile: for example cute girls

☆ s - song you sang last: happy days by Ghost

☆ t - top 3 fictional characters:… I CANT CHOOSE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME DANI?

☆ u - underwear colour: black 

☆ v - vacation:  i have a booked flight to Palma De Mallorca with my mom

☆ w -  when’s your birthday?: october 4t (ooo dani wanna have a party together? lol)

☆ x - x-rays: if this asks if i had any, i have

☆ y - your favourite food: umm idk nachos probably

☆ z - zodiac sign: typical libra

Uhhh idk who to tag ;-; sorryyyyyy