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DC Comics character summaries Part 2: The Batfamily

MAN-SERVANT:

1. The voice of reason.

2. Raised Batdad after his parents died.

3. Everyone loves him.

4. The king of sarcasm.

5. You know he’s smart because he has a Fancy British Accent™.

6. The only one to have pretty much the same personality in every version.

7. Used to be a spy, an actor, and all sorts of cool things before he stuck with being a butler.

WALKING INNUENDO:

1. *Insert obligatory dick joke here*

2. Best ass in the business.

3. Batdad’s first son.

4. Has a thing for red heads I guess.

5. He is BI BI BI (BI BI).

6. Tried out the red and black for a bit, didn’t go over well.

7. Gets shipped with everyone. Like. Literally everyone.

8. Was in the circus.

SPINELESS:

1. Don’t worry, her spine got better.

2. No one’s sure how tho, not even her.

3. The mom friend.

4. Good with computers.

5. Is like a hipster now I guess I dunno.

6. 2Fab4U.

7. Feminist.

8. Dating Walking Innuendo.

9. Contrary to popular belief, is not, and never was, a sidekick.

FAMILY DISAPPOINTMENT:

1. Emo.

2. Batdad’s second son.

3. Prolly a 3DG fan.

4. Runs at least 10 different anti-Batman blogs.

5. Was killed by Skinrash but got better.

6. Uses guns just because he knows it pisses dad off.

7. So like, he’s technically undead, so does that make me a necrophiliac for wanting to fuck him?

8. Reads Jane Austin.

9. Loves bread.

10. Bi.

11. Motorcycle fetish.

REEEEEEEEEED ROBIN!:

1. YUMMMMMMMMMMM

2. Smol bby.

3. My son.

4. Gay.

5. Always wangsting.

6. His mask looks like a condom lol.

7. Dating Truthy McJustice’s teenage clone.

8. Batdad’s third son.

SPOILER ALERT!:

1. The third Batgurl.

2. Pan.

3. (as in pansexual not a kitchen pan)

4. Potterhead.

5. Has intelligent discussion about literature with Family Disappointment.

6. Writes fanfiction.

7. Spoiled Dumbledore’s death for everyone and they still haven’t gotten over it.

8. Fabuloooooouuuus!

9. Secretly a memelord.

TINY WARRIOR CHILD:

1. Not talkative.

2. Gay.

3. Batdad’s first, and so far only, daughter.

4. Always gets left out of fanart.

5. Which is a tad suspicious considering she’s the only non-white person here. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

6. Dating Spoiler Alert.

SUPER-LESBIAN:

1. The gay Gotham deserves.

2. The gay Gotham needs right now.

3. Batdad’s cousin.

4. Badass.

5. Wears a wig over her actual hair to further protect her identity because she’s fucking smart.

6. Seems most of her girlfriends are cops.

SMOL FITE CHILD:

1. Will cut you into tiny pieces.

2. Loves cats.

3. Made Bat-Cow a thing.

4. Batdad’s fourth son.

5. Also his only biological son.

6. THAT CAPE IS NOT STEALTHY AT ALL LIKE WTF KID YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE A NINJA.

7. Wets the bed.