BeethOVEN
BeethSTOVE

MozART
MozPHYSICALEDUCATION

RachmaninOFF
RachmaninON

SCHUmann
SOCKmann

HAYDn
SEEKn

MENDelssohn
BREAKelssohn

BARtok
FAMILYORIENTEDFOODANDREFRESENTESTABLISHMENTtok

COPland
ROBBERland

PagaNINI
PagaNANNY

ROSSini
TJMAXXini

FAURé
FROMé

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after all the hype for hayley kiyoko im left kinda dumbfounded at the fact that syd tha kyd doesnt have a wlw following yet. she’s lesbian and in pretty much all of her songs she sings about women. furthermore she’s just a masterful artist; her songs are smooth and sexy and full of feeling and can be likened to the sound of frank ocean’s channel orange. make syd that kyd a wlw icon 2k16

Instruments renamed
  • Piccolo: scream maker
  • Flute: tooty toot
  • Oboe: quack machine
  • English horn: goose simulator
  • Clarinet: blue
  • Bassoon: rolling marbles
  • Saxophone: sexy quacking
  • French horn: star wars?
  • Trumpet: blemp
  • Trombone: fart machine
  • Tuba: big fart machine
  • Violin: crying children
  • Viola: firewood
  • Cello: delta faucet commercial music
  • Bass: bwah
Butt music. Literally.

This is taken from the painting: The Garden of Earthly Delights

Now look closely…

And if you are curious as to what it sounds like here is the music for this artwork here it is:

You learn something new everyday ;)

In my orchestra class, my teacher came up with this new rule that whenever he has to remind a whole section to play a note correctly more than three times during one class, he will hand the section leader a hot pink highlighter while the rest of the class just screams “SHAME” at the entire section while they all have to highlight the note that they all played incorrectly.

Hence, how the highlighter of shame was born.