Barrett Wilbert Weed

girls dont like boys

girls like looking hot buying stuff they cannot drinking hard maxing dads credit card skipping gym scaring her screwing him killer clothes kicking nerds in the nose if you lack the balls you can go play dolls let your mommy fix you a snack or you could come smoke pound some rum and coke in my porche with the quarterback



Going Backstage with the Cast of Heathers the Musical

“I see the crayons on your spot. Do you get into character as a murdering teenage girl by coloring?”

“Yeah. I think it’s appropriate. Yeah. Teenage girls, you know… They color, right? I think?”

“Yeah. Yeah, they do. Totally. Absolutely.”